When you're at a party and pick up and drink from a random half-full can of beer, realize it has a cigarette butt in it and drink it any way. uke:
I've actually done the first 2, and the last 2 I made up. It would probably take 25,000 cans a month recycled to pay my rent, lol!
When you wait impatiently to hear how you'll answer. When your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol system
i guess im not an alcoholic because i would only have one or two drinks in the 8 hours before i go to see a doctor. but if people didnt know you drank until they saw you sober then that is a good indication that your an alcoholic.
When... you have to take a nap just to sober up enough to actually make it to bed. You've ever been woken up by a cop in a public place.
. Just use Alka‑Seltzer Original or the lemon flavor as a mixer instead of club soda Trust me- -this has been done- :ack2:
When you collect bottles because they look cool and suddenly in no time you have a collection of nearly 20 cool bottles.
When you wake up in the hospital because of alcohol poisoning with a bac of .40 and not remembering how you got there then when released the first place you head to is the liquor store.
...You realise you're an alcoholic and have to stop drinking. Me - I'm not an alcoholic,just a really heavy drinker.And I'm not an intellectual,just a really deep thinker.
when someone asks what do you want with your dinner and your answer is wine. when someone asks what do you want with you lunch and your answer is beer. when someone asks what do you want with your breakfast and your answer is a shot.