You know you're an alcoholic when..?

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  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    When you overdo run on sentences
     
  2. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    When you ask yourself if you're an alcoholic.
     
  3. happydude_60

    happydude_60 Senior Member

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    When you're at a party and pick up and drink from a random half-full can of beer, realize it has a cigarette butt in it and drink it any way. :puke:
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'm Beginning To Worry About You Young Man...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. happydude_60

    happydude_60 Senior Member

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    I've actually done the first 2, and the last 2 I made up. It would probably take 25,000 cans a month recycled to pay my rent, lol!
     
  6. oxyqueen

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    When you wait impatiently to hear how you'll answer.

    When your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol system
     
  7. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    i guess im not an alcoholic because i would only have one or two drinks in the 8 hours before i go to see a doctor.

    but if people didnt know you drank until they saw you sober then that is a good indication that your an alcoholic.
     
  8. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

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    When...

    you have to take a nap just to sober up enough to actually make it to bed.

    You've ever been woken up by a cop in a public place.
     
  9. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

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    Just use Alka‑Seltzer Original or the lemon flavor as a mixer instead of club soda
    Trust me- -this has been done- :ack2:
     
  10. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    when you mix your medicine with alcohol. talk about a pharmaceutical cocktail
     
  11. happydude_60

    happydude_60 Senior Member

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    When you enter rehab and Anheuser-Busch stock goes down 10% the first week.
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    [​IMG]......:2thumbsup:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    First thing you do in the morning is chug a couple of beers....:)
     
  14. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    You find multiple beer bottles under your bed upon cleaning?
     
  15. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    When you collect bottles because they look cool and suddenly in no time you have a collection of nearly 20 cool bottles.
     
  16. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    When more of your garbage is beer cans and bottles than everything else combined
     
  17. CaLiEuphornia

    CaLiEuphornia Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    When you wake up in the hospital because of alcohol poisoning with a bac of .40 and not remembering how you got there then when released the first place you head to is the liquor store.
     
  18. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

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    ----------- when every beer comes with a shot.
     
  19. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    ...You realise you're an alcoholic and have to stop drinking.

    Me - I'm not an alcoholic,just a really heavy drinker.And I'm not an intellectual,just a really deep thinker.
     
  20. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    when someone asks what do you want with your dinner and your answer is wine.
    when someone asks what do you want with you lunch and your answer is beer.
    when someone asks what do you want with your breakfast and your answer is a shot.
     

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