You know you're an alcoholic when..?

Every time you drink you get bad stomach pains but you still do it again.

 

You Buy Four 4 Litre Casks Of Wine, Then A Few Days Later

You Go Out To The Ute To Get Another One, Only To Discover There

Are None....

Turns Out I Had Forgotten A Panic Stop I Made, And The Other 3 Slid

Right Up To The Front Of The Load Tray And Well Out Of Sight....

Massive Relief Would Be An Understatement....



Cheers Glen.

 

keep in mind: our alcoholism pays their rent.

 

When someone asks you if you're drinking, and you reply, "No, I'm just having 2 beers." :cheers2:

 

Describes my friend very well. He could drink a 24 case of beer and a bottle of hard alcohol every day. He has quit now but things got bad for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLtPp_xIpC4"]Robin Williams on Alcoholics - YouTube

 

You drink 'til you puke, you feel better, then you drink 'til you puke...

 

When you call in sick for tomorrow as soon as you begin drinking the night before.

 

You begin your day with a toast to yourself, "And so it begins..."

 

When your night cap is at 8 am.

 

When blacking out becomes an expectation

 

When your cholesterol level is 6.5.

 

Your 'soup of the day' is Rum

 

When recycling your beer cans will pay your rent.

 

+rep......:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

When the last thing you remember is going to the pub with some mates and all of a sudden you wake up in a greasy hotel in Bangkok with 4 disease ridden whores and there's mystery blood all over your clothes.

 

That's how Homer Simpson does it, lol! :2thumbsup:

 

I know a chick who went for an abortion at 6am and she was turned away because she was drunk. I think that qualifies.

 

When the guy at the liquor store comments when you buy something different from usual.

 

when you wake up in the best buy parking lot by a cop after the store is closed and you cant remember if you ever went into the store before it did close and then the cop makes you lock your keys in the car and call your mother to pick you up and the cop leaves and before your mother gets there 2 more cops come and wake you up again and drill you with questions that your still to drunk to answer. and luckily your mother gets there before they decide to bring you in to the station and you are so out of it that you forget that you locked the keys in the car and your mother and the 2 cops look for the keys and when you stand up you realize you cant even stand up without wobbling so you sit back down and let the cops talk to your mom. then when you go back to pick the car up the next day you find out that the rim is busted and the alignment is off and when you get the car realigned they tell you that the accident bent the shock costing you about $600 total but your thankful because if you went home instead of bestbuy you would have gotten a dui or an accident. then you think back and cant understand why you were so drunk because you felt good with what you drank at the beach and it didnt really hit you till you stopped at the bar and got 2 drinks. but the fact that you forgot that you paid the bill at the bar before you left should have been a clue that you shouldnt have driven off the lot that night

 

^^^ Holy run on sentence, Batman!