Have you ever tryed Zuchini vebetable as dildo up in the ass?

Massive Zuchini wide and strong with condom on and lube raming your horny but?

Sounds so kinky! Have you tryed it , i would love too know your experiences!:devil:

 

Yes, but it was only about 25mm thick & easy to push in & out with lube. I have fantasised several times about using a cucumber instead thou with a condom over it. That would stretch my anus the widest it's ever been opened up If I ever attempted it sometime. But would take a lot of lube & plenty patience to get it in for even just a few inches without hurting too much ?

 

Yes i would definately take lots of lube and patience! But deeper you go more horny you get , trust me!

Its good too have wider Zucchini , it can produce more pleasure!


OMG! Such a full feeling!!

*Boner* Wants it now im my BAM!:2thumbsup:

 

**look of pure innocence**

Who would ever pleasure themselves with a phallic vegetable?? Especially an icy cold one.

 

Well you could warm it up a little in the microwave

 

Long story short - DON'T. Cucumbers can get reeeeeally slippery when lube gets on them. Plus, due to their shape, if one was to accidentally slip all the way inside you, it would be almost impossible to get out. Unless you went to the emergency room. Trust me on this one.

 

The types I saw were about 20cm long & longer & just looked a bit like a very thick dildo & I had to have a giggle to myself when I see them being carried around in customers shopping trolleys or in the vegetable part of the store knowing how I would use them instead of eating them.

 

Yea but the chances are these people are the people were on their way home to make a salad. Glad i dont shop at your Countdown!

 

I've used cucumbers lots of times - can't see any more problem with them than zucchinis, they're firmer -)), generally longer & thicker and you can pick your preferred shape

Simon :sunny:

 

Yes I have it was so filling.
Awesome vegetable

 

I've had big zucchinnis and cucumbers in my ass. One of the best orgasms I've ever had was with a huge cucumber wedged in my butt. It was cold from the fridge, and just managed to hit my prostate right, so that I shot in ecstasy. I recorded the session, but later stupidly erased it. I wish I hadn't because the facial expressions were priceless. A few years ago I also had a huge zucchini in my ass while I was in an alley behind a crowded bar. There was a wooden fence so no one saw me.. but I was literally screaming with pleasure, so someone must've heard me! Those are prob my best experiences to date.

 

Nope...... I Have No Time For Vegetarians... ... For Me It's Real Meat Or Nothing.......



Cheers Glen.

 

No idea why you would need a condom, unless you feel the cucumber lacks capacity to consent and you don't want to leave it with an unwanted (indeed unwonted) memory of the evening

 

My favorite part about this thread is that the title says "zucchini vegetable" instead of just "zucchini." I dunno why but that tickles me.

 

id like to tickle u..

 

Run for The Hills Peeps Orison's On Heat.......



Cheers Glen.