What about some nice ol' "YO MAMA" Jokes?

Yo mama's so fat, she sits next to every body!

Yo mama's so ugly, when you were born, the midwife slapped your mama!

When yo mama was a baby, she so ugly, they fed her with a sling shot!

 

Yo mamma has a wooden leg with a birdhouse in it

 

Your momma is so fat she voted for Donald Trump in three states

 

Yo momma so yuuuuge, that Donald Trump plans to use her to create a wall on the Mexican border.

 

Yo mammas so ugly she got a face-lift and some other Plastic surgery.

 

Donald Trump is so fat……. Wait. Where am I?


Your mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

 

Yo mama so ugly bigfoot takes pictures of her.

 

-Yo momma so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund

-yo momma so ugly that she had to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it

 

If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?

 

Know what a 6.9 is ?



Another good thing screwed up by a period.

 

When the label on the can warns that this product has been known to cause cancer in California, just bee glad you don't live in California.

 

oops..sorry. Anyway...

Yo' mamma smells so nasty that when she walks outside, the skunks jump in a manure spreader just to get the fuck away.

 

Yo mamma's so dumb, when you sent her to pick up some "Glade" spray for the stink, she brought home "Raid" insect spray and sprayed in all the vents to make the house smell good.

But she killed both cats, the dog and the neighbor kids won't wake up.

 

yo mama so fat that Democrats registered her to vote eighteen times!

 

Yo mama is so stupid she wouldn't even give yo daddy a blowjob because she thought it would fuck up his unemployment.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Yo mommas so dumb that when she was driving down the parkway and saw a "clean restrooms ahead" she cleaned every restroom from her house to the scientology church.

 

Yo mama's so boring she still thinks yo mama jokes are funny

 

Yo momma’s so fat we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your momma’s such a whore; that’s why you don’t know who your dad is. Sorry

(The second one I came up with).

 

Your mom is so fat that when I have sex with her I have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.