What about some nice ol' "YO MAMA" Jokes?

Any "Yo Mama" Jokes better than that ???? >.<

 

Yo mama's so fat she broke your family tree XDDDD
I read it somewhere I just forgot where XD

 

Lol :rofl:

 

Yo mama's so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born.

 

Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks

 

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales sing

"We are family!"

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Yo mama's so fat she doesn't need the Internet, she's already World Wide!

 

Yo mama so fat, she gets up on BOTH sides of the bed!!
Yo mama so dumb, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
Yo mama so dumb, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, and did.
XD

 

Yo Mama is so fat she uses the I-10 as a slip-n-slide.

 

Yo mama so dumb,she thought Grape-Nuts was a veneral disease.

 

ha ha those were pretty good

 

Your mom goes to college

 

lol
you win
I think thread can be closed now
I love napoleon dynamite

 

ahhaaa
heres the man himself, kip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1vhM_zJ4p8"]Your Mom Goes to College Napoleon Dynamite - YouTube

 

your mama so ugly her reflection quit
yo mama so fat she ate a school bus thinkin it was a twinkee
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in highschool

 

Lmao... That is cartman I believe, good ol south park so funny.

Yo mammas so fat when she wheres yellow coat people shout out taxiiiiiii!

 

Yo mama so dumb she thought "Boyz n da Hood" was about the KKK.

Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.

Yo mama so fat when she gets cut gravy comes out.

 

yo momma so nasty... she keeps ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh


btw.. do you guys realize "yo momma" jokes are old black slave jokes? the "momma" was actual in reference to slave masters

 

Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Classic.

 

yo mama's so fat she makes the kool aid man say OH NO!!!!!!!

 

Yo mommas so fat she is at a high risk for type 2 diabetes.