Funny Pictures, Cartoons, Cards

From time to time somebody sends me something that make me laugh. I thought it would be fun to share some. Are others interested?

Here's my most recent.

 

ouch
:bigcry:

 

this was a public health poster in Seattle

 

Ever feel this way by the end of the workday?

 

I had this sticker on a hot rod

 

I love the little baby.

 

Ineed

 

Okay, this isn't a cartoon, but I think all but the thin-skinned will snicker at it. :smilielol5:

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a
woman goes through three phases. In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. ...
After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a
man goes through three phases also. In his 20s his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

 

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Bet all the dogs are happy its summer time.

 

Still laughed at the story

 

I love my kids but this feels so true sometimes. Sorry I had to attach it hope it comes through fine.

 

Wait until your kids hit their mid/late teens...