The Real Santa

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by easygoing, Dec 13, 2011.

  1. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Ain't so jolly after all. He wears a fuzzy red coat.......red with blood that is... and why, well it's because he drinks to much coffee and hates Jehovah's Witnesses bothering him all the time up at the north pole.

    Also, he has a severe heroin addiction and beats his wife on a regular basis.
     
  2. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Oh boy, you're so easy going. Spreading terrible rumors like that.
     
  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    it's a hip hop world son.. keep up or get left behind.
     
  4. mikeOxstiff

    mikeOxstiff Guest

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    I think your making it up
     
  5. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Nope, all true...every word of it.
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    YOU'VE SEEN TOO MANY COMMERCIALS [​IMG]



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvSU75VdFI"]Santa Gets Arrested - YouTube



    Hotwater
     
  7. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Say it ain't true!!!!!:bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:
     
  8. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    i believe in Santa anyways
     
  9. stonegaygroover

    stonegaygroover Member

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    his wife is the devil :sunny:
     
  10. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    he is sitting on his ass whole year...
     
  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    Santa gets a "ho" , then another "ho", yo merry christmas

    Santa Claus is motha-fuckin' gangsta 4 life!
     
  12. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I love Santa...but I hear they are removing the line from the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" about smoking his pipe, which makes me sad.
    It's an old poem, what's next? No jolly old elf because obese people aren't allowed to be happy the way they are?
     
  13. Ely North

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    You need to give Santa a break. His home and workshop are about to slip into the ocean, thanks to global warming. You'd be a little bit on edge, too.
     

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