Ain't so jolly after all. He wears a fuzzy red coat.......red with blood that is... and why, well it's because he drinks to much coffee and hates Jehovah's Witnesses bothering him all the time up at the north pole. Also, he has a severe heroin addiction and beats his wife on a regular basis.
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Santa gets a "ho" , then another "ho", yo merry christmas Santa Claus is motha-fuckin' gangsta 4 life!
I love Santa...but I hear they are removing the line from the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" about smoking his pipe, which makes me sad. It's an old poem, what's next? No jolly old elf because obese people aren't allowed to be happy the way they are?
You need to give Santa a break. His home and workshop are about to slip into the ocean, thanks to global warming. You'd be a little bit on edge, too.