i smacked a banana because im retarded.

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  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I listened to the beatles because it was raining in the middle of the ocean
     
  2. RainyDayHype

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    I knew you made that one up
    you are a poet, that sounds lovely =p
     
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    I shot an Ipod because I love my family.
     
  4. I hugged a ninja because that's how I roll.
     
  5. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I went back to work because an owl caught a mouse.
     
  6. Moonglow181

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    I fell in love with my best friend's brother becasue I was high.....
    YIKES!
     
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    Jo King wannabe

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    I murdered your mom because that's how I roll
     
  8. ginalee14

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    I ate your mom because that's what I do.
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I read though three pages of this thread-then realised how boring I am.


    So I punched the cat.



    The bastard punched me back!
     
  10. themnax

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    you know you can make an organ out of a banana. well not one banana, but a whole bunch of them. you know with electronics. the kind you play music with.
     
  11. Bassline514

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    I fell in love with a Mexican because I was drunk! [​IMG]
     
  12. fjdreams

    fjdreams count chocula

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    Mine sucks. It makes too much sense:
    I danced with my therapist because the voices told me to.
     
  13. pensfan13

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    I shot the computer because im hot and i do what i want.
     
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    My phone was running slow so i never saw the picture load. I just followed the format everyone else seemed to be using.
     
  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i sort of have to ask: "and then what did the banana do?"
     
  16. pensfan13

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    It got smushed
     

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