i smacked a banana because im retarded.

I went out with a homeless guy because i was high

 

oops, i mean

i went out with a banana because im retarded

 

I smacked my dog because I was high :sifone:

 

i shot a stuffed animal.

i'm not wearing a shirt

 

I went out with my sister because I was drunk.

 

I gave my number to my dog, because that's what I do.

I'll participate in your birthday game later though.

 

I went out with a homeless guy because i was high

 

I once stole this retarded homeless guy's stuffed animal because he smacked my drunken dog in front of your sister while she was eating a banana with no shirt on, on my birthday when I was trying to get high.........ummmmm, yeah...you know what I'm talking about.

 

lol wut?

 

wut, nuttin ...........you go ask your sister about the homeless retard shenanigans ...I know she'll remember that shit, it was epic

 

I hugged a pickle because I'm hot and do what I want...

 

I smacked my dad because I was high... hahah

 

I bombarded my coffee cup with long range missiles because it complained about some homeless guy smacking bananas with a stuffed animal .... 'tis what it is, I guess?!!?

 

i went out with the computer because thats how i roll



wow...it is amazingly accurate

 

it's really strange how your birthdate

constantly reappears with people that i seem to meet.

 

I went out with a gangster because I'm hot and I do what I want.

 

I kissed a gangster because thats how i roll.

LOL

 

I ate my dog because thats how I roll.

 

I shot my sister because I hate myself.....