How to Behave if you are Abducted by Aliens

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by easygoing, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. ScrubPuppy

    ScrubPuppy Member

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    I hired some aliens to do some yard work around the house--$40.00 and a six pack of beer.
     
  2. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I had a small craft land on my beach,out stepped six very obviously alien beings,who proceeded to talk to my DOGS!

    Apparently it was because they'd decided dogs are more intelligent than we humans!!!

    I have never been so insulted...I immediately whipped out my Zylophone6,tweeted about how offended I was feeling,took three selfies of me grinning,with the aliens in the background to post on Farcebook,group-texted several strangers I call 'friends' because we all own the same model car,then sent a post to the 'Aliens r us' forum.
    THAT showed them aliens who's intelligent and who's the boss,I can tell ya!

    I deffo learned 'em who's the intelligent ones around here. They didn't really understand my superiority though-they seemed to think it was some kind of joke. They were laughing like drains as they took off...and my dogs gave me some STRANGE looks...

    Still,I just saved Earth from...well,actually,I don't know-but I bet them aliens'll think twice next time now they've seen raw intelligence at work!
     
  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  4. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    psyonically use the override codes you were born with burried deep in your subconscious mind to take over control of their ship.

    then hand them over to the nearest galactic cop and collect your reward.
     
  5. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    This, but directed at aliens. =D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LbExEydMKg
     
  6. Bassline514

    Bassline514 Member

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    For medical research!

    I'd probably say the best way to act around them would go like this:

    - Don't be impressed, afraid or intimidated.
    - Don't see them as superior.
    - Don't let them get inside your head.
     
  7. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    I think you're supposed to furiously masturbate. Since the don't have genitals, it like scares them or something.
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Or anus.
     
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    the only reason they're here, is to see if we're smart enough not to destroy ourselves. so far, they're kind of mostly disappointed.
     
  10. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i take it from all this, that you must be a cat.
     

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