Have you ever been walked in on masturbating or having sex?

Got caught by mom when I was 14. Problem was she walked in as I was cumming. Extremely embarassing.

 

One new years eve when my now wife and I were laying on my futon bunk bed, and we were laying on our sides. We were covered in a blanket watching tv, I put it in her from behind and was slowly moving it in and out when my brother walked in and started talking to me. I would like to believe he had no idea but I'm sure he knew. :-D

 

Oh and also I have walked in on a friend of mine pounding his wife silly one night while we were drinking. He had her doggy style and she was loving it. I saw the door cracked and slowly opened it and they were facing the wall so they didn't see me. I watched for a few minutes but didn't play along. Should of though.

 

Wonder if the are any others here kinda get 'horny' reading all the topics. Cause I did and feel great, for just reading the topics. More please lol!

 

Don't worry your not the only one. Lol. I get horny just telling my stories. If I ever need to relieve myself I just think back on one of my crazy nights and it always gets the job done. And I have a lot of good ones.

 

Stayed with my friend and his sister one night and we were in the same bedroom. 7th grade,I think. 2 differant beds of course. My friend went to sleep and his sister turned on her side toward me,pulled the covers down and said "can you see me"? I could see her hair patch plain as day, but told her I couldn't. So she said to come over there. So I got in bed with her and she said-"anything but intercourse". So I scooted way down under the covers and prepared to lick my first clam. Before I even got my tongue moving,the door to her bedroom opened and her stepfather was coming thru to the bathroom take a piss. I froze up and when he came thru ,he bumped into my feet which were sticking out from under the covers. I guess he was real sleepy ,because he said "oh, I'm sorry honey"--talking to the girl. Never saw me under there and she kicked me out, never to offer that nice clam to me again. Closest I have ever come to a heart attack.

 

I once walked by my mum's bedroom door as she and her now-ex-boyfriend were having sex. It sounded like... you know when you link your fingers together and then clap your hand's together? It sounded like that. I walked to the bathroom as quick as I could, and about five minutes later she comes out in a sarong and I asked how she slept, she goes "ooh, not bad." I just smirked.

Another time I've walked in on a friend having sex. I'd watched Eurotrip and all day I'd been quoting shit like "this isnt where I parked my car..." It was her birthday and we were all pretty trashed so we didn't get to bed till late. After she and her boyfriend left to go to her room and me, using drunk logic thought it'd be funny if I waited ten minutes and then go in asking them if I parked my car in her room. So I do this and all I hear is a scuffling noise and "Aeeemeeeeeeeey!" I 0_o 'ed and ran out laughing. The next day she accused me of ruining her birthday sex.

 

Never been caught doing shit. As far as my family and friends know, I'm a virgin and don't touch myself ever. lol

I walked in on a BJ and sex once, it was gross because it was my sister and that's just so awkward..

 

I've been caught having sex. I've also caught people having sex and masturbating, very embarrassing stories actually...
Once I was having sex with my boyfriend. My mom had just left to go on a trip, it had been about half an hour since she left and it was like 11 at night. I was lying on her bed and me and my bf were totally naked, and I was lying with my legs spread apart while my bf licked my pussy, there was cum all over my breasts and stomach. Of course my mom forgot her passport and walked in on us, she looked really startled but just said, 'don't get cum on my sheets," and walked out.
Also when I was about 16 I was trying to sleep, but I couldnt, and I kept hearing these moans and 'fuck' from my mom's room. I thought it was weird because i didn't think there was anywhere else in the house besides my mom and my bf and me. I was wrong. I walked into her room and there was a dim light that was just bright enough so I could see my mom and her boyfriend. He was doing her doggystyle; she was on her hands and knees while he pounded her from behind. I kept watching, after she cummed all over the bed he stopped, then he flipped her over and crouched over her face. She started sucking his dick, and she was drinking his cum. I flipped on the light, we were both really shocked, plus i had never seen my mom naked before. She had really huge breasts and there was white cum all over them, there were also scratches and bite marks in her nipples. She got really pissed off and leaped off the bed, she walked all the way around the bed dripping cum from her boobs and vagina and shoved me, smacking her cum-filled boobs in my face. Then she slammed the door in my face and their sex continued.
A little after that, maybe a few months later, I walked into the house and my mom was screaming. I ran into her room and she was totally naked except for a thong, watching porn on her computer and massaging her vagina. over her panties. She was yelling and then she saw me and said, 'do it for me' so i dropped my stuff and started massaging her vagina. Then she pushed me away and took her panties off, she was dripping wet and spraying all over the floor. She cupped her hands under her vagina and caught her cum, then she massaged it into her naked boobs. It really turned me on so I ran out of the house, drove to my boyfriend's and demanded that he and his friends groupfuck me.

 

My sister in-law walked in on me and wife having sex the other day she just smiled and walked back to her room. Got caught having sex by ex wifes mom when we were dating (she was a little to loud lol) never caught masturbating except by mom once when younger but she was cool about it and didn't freak out and by my current wife but she likes it so no big deal.

 

Have been walked in on having sex a couple times, but never masturbating. Ex boyfriends roommate caught us a couple times.

 

by my mom dad brother & ex boyfriend lol.

 

My mother used to catch me masturbating when I was real young. She used to tell me to stop and that it would 'ruin my hormones' Well, I didn't stop and it obviously didn't ruin my hormones-they're still in real good shape, thank you very much

 

I walked in on someone masturbating in school bathroom

 

When I was 17 I was having sex with my boyfriend when my little cousin who was 8 at the time and was (still is) really innocent came in and she just sat on the bed while I was on top of him and he was in me. I covered myself with the blanket and told her to get me a glass of water downstairs. I quickly got dressed. Very embarrasing.

 

My mother used to catch me masturbating when I was real young. She used to tell me to stop and that it would 'ruin my hormones' Well, I didn't stop and it obviously didn't ruin my hormones-they're still in real good shape, thank you very much

Wow bet you stil love doing it!

 

Yea, except now I have to sneak around so my wife doesn't catch me :tongue:

 

Yes I have been caught doing both, and several times. Being walked in on masturbating never really bothered me too much, or having sex for that matter except for the times Daddy caught me when I was a teen. That got loud quickly and sent a couple boys streaking out of my house half naked doing their best to reach warp speed before he got his hands on them, and it got me in some serious trouble. He knew I was active but it was that elephant in the room everyone ignores, he didn't bring it up as long as I didn't flaunt it. Unfortunately banging someone in my room while someone else was home or not finishing quickly enough when someone came home counted as flaunting it.

That is also how he found out I was bisexual. Looking back it was kind of funny, I had a girlfriend over for the weekend and I thought he was asleep so we slipped out to the pool and went skinny dipping. He heard a noise behind the house and came out to see what it was and found us in the middle of some heavy petting in the shallow end. For a minute I didn't know whether he was going to trip over his jaw or if his head was going to explode, but he spun his back to us, stuttered for a minute and bellowed about not seeing a damnable thing and ordered us back to bed, separately, and said he was going to go find a fork to dig his eyes out with, lol. It was a lively discussion the next day that ended with me admitting to being a double agent and him saying why the hell not, I had been caught doing everyhing else and at least that way I only had half a chance of getting pregnant, lol. I love my poor Daddy, it is a miracle he survived me.

 

I walked in on my mom (on purpose) fucking one of her boyfriends when I was younger.

 

My mother caught me when I was a teenager. She pretended like she didn't notice - but I knew she did and was embarrassed for days.