Have you ever been walked in on masturbating or having sex?

Ah, another sweet memory. I dated a divorced woman, Betty Bander, and she was particularly noisy in bed. Well, we were bouncing away and she was approaching the big moment when her daughter opened the door with, "Mommy, why are you crying? Are you hurt? I'm scared!" Would you believe Betty just said, "Go back to bed, Honey," and kept on humping. I mean, I wanted to stop until the little girl left, but Betty wanted to continue.

 

Another story: I went into a walk in closet (long story, not important here) while friends were in the adjacent bedroom watching porn, and came out to find all the lights out and a couple kissing on the bed. I didn't do anything to be secretive or quiet, but they simply were too busy to notice me. So I said, what the heck I might has well watch. I had a glass of scotch in my hand, and just sat down on the floor between the bed and closet door and watched them go from "ohhhhh" to OH GOD!" start to finish. I could hear the ice cubes clink against my glass and I even laughed out loud a few times, so I still wasn't trying to hide my presence. After all the cookies were gotten, I said, "I've never seen any fuck in person before," and the girl jumped up, called me a pervert, and ran out of the room.

 

I've walked in on people having sex/masturbating, and I've been walked in a few times on both.

 

there should've been an option for all, found myself in all situations... caught masterbating and catching someone is embarrassing... getting caught having sex is only embarrassing first time then second it's fine, depending on who it is.

 

Why do you walk in on your Dad when he is peeing?

 

I walked in on someone masturbating - They claim they were itching....ya right
I walked in on someone having sex - a few times
I've been walked in on caught masturbating - yup
I've been walked in on caught having sex - a bunch of times, recently too

 

i've walked in on plenty of folk having sex, a few times i've been walked in on having sex.

i've walked in on my friend masterbating, it was morning, i'd been staying over and had went for a shower, unluckily for her she hadn't heard me approaching her room. i've almost been caught masterbating once, although i was in bed with the cover over me so a lucky escape for me.

 

I have never caught a girl masturbating.
With the right girl, that is a beautiful vision.

 

I have been walked in on doing both. My son walked in and i was standing beside the bed wanking over my ladies tits. That was a bit awkward lol

 

A roommate walked in on me masturbating while I was in the service. It was pretty weird between us until I moved out shortly after. Wish now that he would have joined in. It might have been fun.

 

A friend of mine walked in on me losing my virginity. It must have been creepy for her, cos the dude is like her brother and I'm like her sister. She just yelled "you little heathens!" and left the room.

And I also had sex with someone else in the room (the guy I was screwing and I both thought he was asleep. He wasn't). But that doesn't count, does it?

 

My mom walked in on me having sex once when I was 17. I thought I was alone in the house and we were in my room. What's worse was that we were doing it doggy style on th bed both of us facing away from the door so we didn't know she was there at first. He was really giving it to me hard, pressing my face down into the bed and I'm pretty sure she had the perfect view and could see that he was fucking my ass. She seemed to be in shock because she stood for a moment until we realised she was there then closed the door. My ex- was a smooth bastard and kept going, even finishing in my mouth but I was a little dazed, my heart was pounding like crazy but with anxiety rather than arousal, that lovely buzz I had been feeling was all gone. We cleaned up and went down to the kitchen enduring the most excruciating (for me) polite conversation not referring at all to the incident. My mom had sorta half-approved of my ex- as he wasn't quite as old as my previous boyfriends and she knew I was sexually active so she thankfully chickened out of calling me out, at least in front of him, but I did have to endure lots of passive aggression over the next few weeks (months! years!) for being her disappointingly slutty daughter.

I was also walked in on by a roommate on holidays once in the process of "entertaining" three guys I had just met but that was a much more fun occasion and we even had a brief conversation about her night while I had one cock in each hand and another inside me. Secretly I was a little thrilled to show off to her what I was up to and though she stil teases me about it she never told my then boyfriend on me.

 

my bf's dad caught me and my ex-bf when i was 16. i went to his house after school. his dad came home early from work that day. we had great sex, ending with anal doggystyle. when we finished we layed down and just spooned for a bit and all the sudden we heard his dad say "good work son!" we looked up to see him walking away from the open door. i was so embarrassed and my bf just started laughing. i got dressed and went out to the family room and i was so embarassed i didnt know what to do. his dad walked over to me and gave me a hug. i asked him if he saw anything and he wispered "i saw everything" in my ear and spanked my butt. he saw i started to tear up a little bit so he kissed my forehead and told me i was a special girl and his son was lucky to be with me. so it started off super awkward but ended up being kinda a sweet moment.

 

Was about 18, i guess, and was lying on the sofa in the basement watching TV (or not) with my GF. We're lying under a blanket, spooning, and we're naked from the waste down. I'm inside her, and all of a sudden my dad comes down the stairs. We stop, and I sit there and carry on a full on 5 min conversation w/ my dad w/ my cock still inside my gf. To her credit, she just kind of hung out there, didn't figit or anything.

So, I got walked in on, but didn't get caught.

 

awww, that's really sweet...

 

That happened a couple of times with my dates' children. Just stopped working it, pretended I was sleeping while she got rid of the kid, and then went back at it. Had a few kid walk on me doing their mothers in my time!

 

Eeek!

That reminds me of a time, not the same sort of thing but a guy I was seeing took a phone call from his daughter while we were in the middle of doing it. To be honest it was a bit of a buzzkill for me so we just stopped and started back up again after the call.

I don't mind it when it's the wife or girlfriend on the other line, or any other adult really, it's quite a thrill to be humped (slowly and carefully!) while the guy humping you is carrying on a conversation with someone oblivious especially if he has his hand on your mouth stifling any moans!

I've been in the other situation too talking to someone on the phone while getting fucked and it's very hard for me to keep composure...

 

hahaha that's never happened to me thankfully!

 

...which is to say I've often started sex asleep - awoken to find a tongue on my pussy/ass or cock in my mouth/ass - but never finished it asleep

 

That's right up there with "Are you done yet?"

 

I've walked in on plenty of people shagging, I've sat in the company of people while they've been shagging also. Back when we were in our early 20s me and my friends would go to a lot of house parties, we were that wild that it got to a stage where we weren't even overly bothered about privacy if we'd hooked up with and were shagging some guy so you'd have us all maybe sitting around on couches, one of the girls would be making out with some guy then a few minutes later she'd be on top of him riding him. It was the same as well where we'd know one of us was in a room having sex, yet none of us felt uncomfortable about walking into a room/being walked in on because it became quite normal for us. Sounds bad haha!!!

The same for me being walked in on could file under a lot of the story above, I've had loads of embarrassing incidents from being walked in on as well though. My mum walked in on me a few times as a teen which was absolutely awful!

Masterbating, I've walked in a couple of times I think on one or two of my friends, as well as a guy I was friends with, we'd been good friends for years but had never done anything sexual together, to ease his embarrassment I "took over" for him and eventually shagged him haha.

The first time I got caught masterbating, I was 16, not long after losing my virginity and going through a period of regular sex afterwards, I'd went maybe 3 or 4 weeks at this point without sex and was literally craving it, my mum wasn't home so I'd decided to take everything off and lie on the bed and was rubbing and fingering away. About maybe 10 minutes into it, my mum comes bursting through my bedroom door and I screamed "Oh my god!!", as did she! She just turned around and slammed my bedroom door shut. I was in tears, lying naked on my bed and I never spoke to my mum for hours until she came in to ask me something, she never mentioned about what happened although our conversation was really awkward and both of us could tell. We've never ever spoke about it since.

Other than that I think I've maybe been caught masterbating once off a friend when I'd been drinking, both of us would've been drunk so it wasn't something that would've been that awkward.