You know you're an aging hippie when...

Outstanding!!!!

 

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Instead of smoking pot you now eat it raw for the fiber

Flashing the peace sign bothers your arthritis

"I'm not wearing tie-dye, those are varicose veins!"

 

when you get the munchies and you have to make sure to remember that your teeth are in. paisley skye.

 

You spend your vacations at an elderhostel in Amsterdam.

You still turn your music up loud, not because you still like it loud but because you're hard of hearing.

"Rainbow gathering? Hah! I went to Woodstock! Now that's a gathering!"

 

You look at your feet and think you have your sandals on until you step outside and realize those aren't sandals - they're your feet.

 

You look in the mirror and see that gray haired ole geezer peering back at you and wonder what the hell happend and how did the time pass so quickly?....;-D

 

You wear your hair down all the time so as to hide your ear hair

 

When you seriously consider having your ear hair transplanted to your bald spot.

 

When you look in a mirror and see a quarter sized piss spot near your plums before you leave the bathroom.

 

when the moths have eaten holes in your harlequin outfit..

 

I can't stop coming up with them!

You live at a retirement home which you insist on calling a commune

"I'm not burning incense, that's Ben-Gay!"

"Free love my ass! Viagra costs 20 bucks a pop!"

 

you know you are an aging hippie when a shoulder and back rub is more appealing than a blow job

 

Instead of bringing your stash to the reunion - you bring a paramedic

 

Your Swagger turns to Shuffle.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

You look in the mirror and see your parent.

 

when you catch youngsters taking pictures of you at walmart

 

If you've ever in your life said "groovy"

 

or your crib and bread