I want to have sex with a dolphin...

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  1. The Center

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    Ever since the first time I met a dolphin, I've fallen in love with them...
     
    The Center, Dec 28, 2010
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  3. gesone

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    That's heavy, man...
     
    gesone, Dec 28, 2010
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  5. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    In Soviet Russia, Dolphin sex YOU!!
     
    drew5147, Dec 28, 2010
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  7. scratcho

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    An alligator might be more -uh-challenging.
     
    scratcho, Dec 28, 2010
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  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Don't be confused by the term 'blow hole' it's actually their nose.
     
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  11. OhSoDreadful

    OhSoDreadful Childish Idealist

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    gross
     
    OhSoDreadful, Dec 28, 2010
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  13. ChrisFromScotland

    ChrisFromScotland Lang may yer lum reek

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  15. BTS

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    good luck!
     
    BTS, Dec 28, 2010
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  17. Michael Phelps

    Michael Phelps Am I being detained?

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    Have you considered having a dolphinplasty?

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    Michael Phelps, Dec 28, 2010
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  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Bottlenose dolphins have been known to rescue injured divers so just play possum and while she carries you to the surface penetrate her with you penis :eek:

    Because her slit contains both her vagina and her anus; you can have all kinds of action going on :2thumbsup:


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  23. broony

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    i've read that dolphins are really smart
     
    broony, Dec 28, 2010
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    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The second most intelligent mammal :2thumbsup:


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  27. guerillabedlam

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    Is baboon number 1?
     
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  29. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    No mice are.
     
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  31. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Actually it's funny you mention this. Dolphins have been known to attempt such things with humans. Only it's not right to have sex with an animal because they cannot give you consent.
     
    wild-flowers, Dec 28, 2010
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  33. Terrapin2190

    Terrapin2190 I am nature.

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    Sounds like hotwater knows what's up on dolphin fucking... LOL listen to that guy??

    :confused: What a strange thread I've been linked to :smilielol5:
     
    Terrapin2190, Dec 28, 2010
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  35. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Do you think the Dolphin asked first?
     
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  37. Justin_Hale

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    This should help you get one:

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    A swimming aid for humans, based on the tail of a dolphin, called the Lunocet Swim Fin ;)
     
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  39. SpacemanSpiff

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