Never fuck a girl with your pants on and only your dick out of the fly. The zipper will break the rubber
never stop to pick up a cute girl who is hitching beside a sign ...there is always a boyfriend hiding behind the sign...sometimes with a huge stinky dog too
if your back is weak...do not try to lift the tractor to pull out the cutting deck when no one is around to help
If you suffer a case of brain freeze, just stick your tongue up on the roof of your mouth and it will go away....