I have found the Solution!!

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by Yeal, Aug 3, 2008.

  1. Yeal

    Yeal Member

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    After some serious thinking, I have found a solution to the problem that grows larger and larger everyday. It is an ugly, hideous problem. This problem threatens to turn our generation into ignorant, malevolent, idiotic, selfish bastards and could cause the end of the world as we know it.

    I'm talking, of course, about conspiracy theorists. I will refer to them as PCT's. (Paranoid Conspiracy Theorists.)

    All it takes is one ignorant computer nerd to spark a whole wildfire. This nerd is PSYCHOLOGICALLY in need of some form of adventure and/or excitement, so he resorts to finding it on the computer. Same thing with all the other PCT's, weather they realize it or not. PCT's are highly susceptable to the type of garbage you might find on sites like www.abovetopsecret.com or something.

    SOOO anyway, my solution.

    I think we should set up camps to kill all PCT's for the greater good. If you are suspected of being an ignorant PCT asshole, you will be thrown on a secret underground government train by the secret underground government police. You will then be escorted to an underground camp where you will be forced to dig the governments underground garages where they keep their UFO technology and other secret stuff. PCT's will then be the geunei(sp?) pigs for all secret underground science. Eventually, the PCT's will be disposed of with the secret government UFO blowtorch, causing instant PCT death.

    So who agrees with me? I say we all throw in a little cash to put the plan into motion. :)
     
  2. Nikalaus

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    Yah that's exactly what their plan is anyway ... who sent you here?

    there is a couple of things i know to be true in this world one of them is freedom.

    whoever stands in the way of said freedom is my foe.

    and im not talking about this 6 six lanes of american dream illusionary freedom either im talking REAL freedom.

    who ever has ears let them listen... keep in mind as you read the debate that is about to unfold THEIR MOTTO is order out of chaos. very tightly knit with DIVIDE AND CONQUER.

    It would appear to me that the brotherhood has even started divulging their secrets of existence and giving us deliberate public blatant screw ups to create a conflict between the NWO and the average joe.

    Remember thesis, anti thesis = synthesis. the preplanned synthesis is there agenda. its always a solution to manufactured disorder.
     
  3. Yeal

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    what
     
  4. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Don't kid yourself, Yeal. You've made some downright incomprehensible posts yourself.
     
  5. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    ahahaha, sorry thats a good one, "threatens to turn our generation" i think our generation has reached the point you're talking of, of course your solution wouldn't fix that.
     
  6. Yeal

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    my solution is awesome. before all this conspiracy garbage infects more and more stupid people, we kill all the stupid people. its more of a "purification"

    What do YOU suggest we do about this problem?
     
  7. Yeal

    Yeal Member

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    name 1
     
  8. xexon

    xexon Destroyer Of Worlds

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    Hitler and you would make good teammates. He tried a purification routine and look where it got him. As you live in NJ, I'm sure you've heard of Hitler since the day you were born. Why follow in his footsteps?

    The only treatment for stupidity is education. Conspiracy is often true but hard to prove. It doesn't mean it lacks reality. It just means it's hard to prove.



    x
     
  9. hannahannahannah

    hannahannahannah What's a Palindrome?

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    Here we are with the name calling again. I just wish he'd pick a feeling and stick with it. Either we're all just someone that has an opposing point of view to yours, or we're all stupid and 'tarded (to loosely quote yourself). Clearly here to push buttons and yank cranks.
     
  10. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    But it's the same thing...
     
  11. hannahannahannah

    hannahannahannah What's a Palindrome?

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  12. Yeal

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    I didn't call any names in this thread. read before you post, please.
     
  13. hannahannahannah

    hannahannahannah What's a Palindrome?

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    I call bullshit.
     
  14. Yeal

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    ^That wasn't name calling. >.> At all. It wasn't directed at anyone in specific. If it was, I would stand guilty.

    Obviously you're a PCT. LOL Good luck in life babe! You are first on my list for going off to the PCT Conspiracy Camp Gallows! :)

    lol kidding....kind of
     
  15. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Considering you're less than half her age, I don't think you're in any position to be sarcastically wishing her luck in life. She's not nearly as miserable a person as you are. I think she's the one who should be wishing you luck, because you're clearly going to need it.
     
  16. Nikalaus

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    VERY VERY VERY WELL SAID!
     
  17. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    i think yeal should put his money where his mouth is and start killing all us "PCT's",or at the very least rounding us up and putting us in camps..
    matter of fact he can come on over and attempt to start the process with me..

    that would be the last we here from yeal. lol
     
  18. Zorba The Grape

    Zorba The Grape Gavagai?

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    Sounds good. How about you give it a try, Yeal?
     
  19. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    no im serious..
    take me for example,while i fully believe in the NWO conspiracy,the illuminati ETC.,i dont advocate there death,nor do i actually think there is a damn thing we can do about it so i really dont advocate any confrontation with the powers that be.
    if i did i would certainly lead by example and quite possibly become a martyr for the cause.. i dont think i should expect anything less from someone like yeal who believes we are a detriment to society and should be put to death..
    i think he should lead by example and start the movement himself instead of running his mouth while hiding behind a computer screen like a coward...
     
  20. Yeal

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    First off, just to show how intelligent you are, she isn't more than double my age. 28 + 28 = 56. She is 54. The first sentence in your post is immediate garbage.

    I'm actually not miserable, whatsoever. In fact, I'm the happiest I have been in YEARS! :D I have a steady job, and I found a girl. :eek: I really couldn't be happier right now, everyday I go to sleep with a smile on my face. I get compliments all the time on how nice of a guy I am, and I return the compliment. I have a lot of friends who i care about, and they care about me. I'm really looking forward to the rest of my life. Please, don't tell me how you think I feel, it makes no sense.
     

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