The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

I'm going to have to use this one getting pulled over.

=) I'll have to be that driver.

 

not a bumper sticker fan but i like the one that says "join the C. N.T.,only thing missing is U" one and the one i actualy have on my truck.i peeled it off another car just for my truck it says "LOOKING FOR YOUR CAT?try looking under my tires!" i love it!! and i absolutely hate cats.

 

lol thats the funniest so far lol xD

 

What exactly do conservatives conserve?

 

wat?

 

What would Ozzy Do?

This next one is from memory, so I hope I got it right---at first I couldn't figure it out, and read it several times---then I said it out loud, and couldn't stop laughing:

I'm sofa king we tar dad

 

That's along the lines of;

"What would Scooby Do?"

 

I also liked:

"If they outlaw evolution, only outlaws will evolve!"

 

I saw this one today:

If it wasn't for flashbacks, I wouldn't have any memories at all.

 

"Dont follow me im lost too"

 

I saw this one today:

EARTH FIRST
we can strip mine the
other planets later​

 

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Likewise: Religion cures Atheistic terrorism

 

Wait----me too: Terrorism cures atheism and religion


Ok here's a real one: Proud parent of a 30-year old live at home computer game junkie

 

Yep that ones hilarious, I almost waited to see who was diving the car.

 

Here's one I just remembered---Tymar made me remember it---

I had it on the back of my car back in the '70's. It had a picture of the Bell Telephone symbol and said: "We don't care. We don't have to."

For those of you who don't remember Bell Telephone---it was a monopoly. There were no other phone services in the US but them, and all their regional subsidiaries. They had a slogan that went----We care.

I picked it up at the RIP Bookstore (Radical Information Project Bookstore Collective) one of Denver's underground bookstore. I told Tymar how I used to make my friend's parent's angry by taking them down there and telling them to wave at the FBI cameras accross the street as we walked in. The FBI got in trouble numerous times for bugging the bookstore, even as late as 1978, and they always promised they would never do it again. But there was always a shop accross the street with loosely boarded up windows.

Those were the days---the shop was filled with a bunch of socialists, but I always tried to add my apolitical hippy spiritual anarchy stuff on them. Anything radical and left wing---they had it.

My dad one time drove my car, and when he got home he asked me why everytime he passed a telephone truck they would honk at him, and one gave him the bird...

 

Mountain Valley Wolf should appreciate this one.
Seen in Colorado:

Not a native but I got here as fast as I could​

 

That's a great one Older water Brother.

I would like to make this one for Colorado----in fact, I would like to up a giant sign on every road leading into the mountains:

DO NOT ENTER
If you do not know how to drive in the mountains!

 

Jesus saves!

passes to buddah.. he shoots.. HE SCORES!!!