The funniest bumper sticker you ever saw.

"Visualise Whirrled Peas" and "Save the Keys- Blow the Bridge!"

 

My 2 favourites are:

1)TIME FLIES WHEN
YOU'RE UNCONSCIOUS

And possibly the greatest bumper sticker ever thought up::

2)If it Weren't For Propaganda, a Lot of
People Would be Completely Ignorant

 

quit honking, or the alians will find u

 

One for breast cancer awareness said "Save The Tatas" inside one of the pink ribbons.

Then if you are a fan of Demetri Martins comedy there is totally a bumper sticker that says "Hey lets never hang out."

 

I saw one in New Paltz that said "Lick Bush", which I found to be fantastic on so many levels...

 

well, i can't quite remember the funniest bumper sticker i ever saw. but i have seen rubber balls on a trailer hitch. those are hilarious.

 

my two favorites are:
"tailgate me and ill flick a booger on your windsheild"
and since i live in the origin of i-40 (wilmington, nc) all the tourists come east on i-40 to get here so theres a local one that says "i-40 west, use it"

 

I'm a geek so on my car i have
"You'r reading skill has increased by +1 point"

and

The jesus fish that says Linux inside

 

"Vegetarians Eat Vegetables
I'm A Humanitarian"

 

"Fuck jesus"

 

1. Right Wing Whacko Clinging To Guns and Religion
2. January 20th, 2009. End of an Error
3. It ain't over til your brother counts the votes
4. Rock is Dead. Long Live Paper and Scissors.
5. Strangers have the best candy
6. The Wheel Stops for No Hamster
7. Standing Between The Hydrant and the Dog
8. Weir Everywhere
9. When tyranny comes to America, it will be draped in the flag and carrying a Cross.
10. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and sweet and taste good with ketchup.

 

This driver only carries 20 dollars, IN AMMUNITION followed by protected by smith and wesson...

 

the best two i have seen are...

"im speeding because i really need to poop"

and

"it's all fun and games till someone gets hurt, then its hilarious"

 

"drill, baby, drill"

 

"if you can read this, you're to close"

"im an asshole so move over"

 

"My wife can't make an apple pie, but she can sure make a banana cream!"
(pic of banana basically cumming)

 

hardcore lol

 

It's all fun and games til somebody loses an eye... then it's a scavenger hunt!

(I've never actually seen a bumper sticker with the on it. I think I once read it in a thread of 'funniest bumper stickers' lol)

 

Lmfao, gotta be the funniest one here.

My dad used to have one that said "Grass, Gas, or Ass. Nobody rides for free"

 

Here are four favorites:

"Math is easy as 3.14159265358979."

"Forget the fountain of youth. How about the fountain of smart?"

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" (NASCAR fans)

And from when I lived in the south "Geaux Tigers!" on just about every LSU fan's car.

Enjoy your day...