What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Dr. Butts, May 20, 2007.

  1. wild_boy

    wild_boy Member

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    small deoderant bottle, big cucumber and ordinary 6 inch vibrator.
    needless to say, vibrator is the most fun.. :)
     
  2. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    A pringles can.
     
  3. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    a wild hair
     
  4. Dr. Butts

    Dr. Butts Member

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    Luv to see the pringles can up your ass
     
  5. Britneyr

    Britneyr Member

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    probally a carrot
     
  6. Ass1over

    Ass1over Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Your idea?
     
  7. tmmanus

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    long thin Candles when I was a teen, before I found out about sex toys and the prostate, I forgot how I came up with the idea but it was worth trying so I did it
     
  8. campingiscool

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    The door handle, It was good!
     
  9. Dragon915

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    hm lets think on this one...
    dildo.
    strap on.
    fingers/hand.
    beer bottle.
    one of those plastic coated dumbbells.
    plunger handle.
    candle holder.
    2 1/2 inch wooden dowel (with condom over it)
    part of my gf's foot.
    telephone.
    hairbrush handle.
    screwdriver handle.
    car gear shifter.
    television remote control.
    various and assorted squash/vegetables.
    certain shampoo bottles.
    pepper grinder.
    a spice jar (like one of the smaller glass ones).
    paint roller (so nice and fuzzy).
    a doorknob/handle.
    toilet paper roll holder.
    small telescope.
    a martial arts bow-staff.
    a cactus (with all needles shaved off and a condom over it).
    garden hose.
    a sword sheath.
    a trophy (with the top ornament broken off and the end filed a bit).
    nintendo 64 controller.
    my own dick.
    8 sharpie markers (bunched together inside a condom).
    a toy star wars lightsaber.

    ideas for anything new?
     
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  10. Lizardd

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    Pencil Crayon, My fingers, Dildo, My girlfriends big toe.
     
  11. Dr. Butts

    Dr. Butts Member

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    bump it up
     
  12. Tommz47

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    fingers
    beads
    a big toe
    bananna (only once end was two rough)
    cucumbers
    hairbrush handle
    screwdriver handle
    ice cream scoop handle
    candle
    a strap on
     
  13. hippie at heart

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    Cheese Grater.[/QUOTE] OWWW!!!!
     
  14. hippie at heart

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    [QUOTE/] DRAGON 15

    my own dick.

    How is that phyisically possible??
     
  15. Mr Horny

    Mr Horny Member

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    Yeah how did you do that? Do you mean just the head of your dick or the whole thing.
     
  16. Dragon915

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    it all has to do with the way you're made. just like sucking your own dick. some people are more flexible and can do it.

    with sticking my own dick there, i was about half way hard, so i could still bend it around, and i'm fairly long, and my asshole is close enough that i got about the first inch or two in. it was a stretch, but it's really interesting if you can do it.
     
  17. drullz

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    toothbrush handle
    cucumber with condom
    a 2" plug
    3 golf balls in a condom
    a banana with condom
    paint roller with a golfball taped to the end for roundness
    tried a beer bottle, it was too wide
    a 9x1.5" dildo and a 7x1.75" dildo together... very uncomfortable
    a 11x2.25" dildo... my width and depth for now
     
  18. Hip Aficionado

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    I've tried, but my hole is pretty far back. The taint area between my balls and ass is pretty big. It'll barely reach the opening... The dick is too big in diameter/stiff to make the turn into the hole.
     
  19. Dragon915

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    yeah. i guess i kinda have a short "taint." some people do. i know from the girls i've been with that their pussies and asses are varying lengths aparts, so i imagine it's the same way with guys.
     
  20. fezzzik

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    candles
     

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