Girls: if you had a penis for a day

excellent

 

E X C E L L E N T

 

tHEN YOU'D BE A TRANNY AND THAT WOULD INTRODUCE A WHOLE NEW COHORT OF ARDENT ADMIRERS

oops - sorry about the caps - I rarely do that

 

my wife keeps saying if she had one she would fuck the shit out of me all day & I would love it

 

Pee outside standing up

 

Why outside? LOL

You don't like the idea of having to lift the toilet seat?

 

I think it would be liberating

 

Even after you dribble a little on your shoes? LOL

 

It really is great. You just whip it out. Even among friends if you are walking in out doors you just say "hold on got to piss" and it's the guy code your friend looks the other way.

 

Haha yup

 

do most guys dribble on their feet when they pee? i feel like that never happens to me.

 

Just Stand With Your Legs Apart......Problem Solved......



Cheers Glen.

 

They must, given the state of most floors directly under urinals. It's either the dribbles, or, down right bad aim.

 

I'd write my name in the snow.

 

I would masterbate, see how far I could shooot my cum, try and suck it, try and shoot the cum in my mouth, pee standing up, see how far I could pee, stick my cock in random things around the house to see what feels good, jack off in my car, fuck a woman, give myself a prostate massage and watch the milk drip outa my dick! I would do the helicopter and also hang a towel off it. Oh and I would take pics and videos of it. Oh and I would measure it! ok that's all!

 

spoken like someone who truly doesn't have a penis.

real answer: masturbate once, then lie down and open a beer.

 

Obviously, you've read a lot of crap on here about what men do with their junk!

Either that, or, you've been observing your SO too much!

 

I watch a lot of porn and I love cock! I wish I had one or both lol

 

Ok but have you ever tried any of the things I listed? Aside from fucking women and peeing?

 

masturbate, obviously yes. cumshot distance, not really, not intentionally anyway. self suck, everybody in the world has tried and failed at that.try and shoot cum in my mouth, fuck no, i've tasted a drip on my finger and that shit's nasty; i give you women all kinds of credit for putting up with that at all. pee standing up, obviously. see how far i can pee, i don't know, probably; that seems mundane enough that i've probably done it and forgotten. stick it in random things, not much; there's really not that many dick-sized holes around the house. jack off in the car, maybe a little rubbing when i'm bored but usually in my car i'm trying to get somewhere and i have other things to do; definitely never a full masturbation session or anything. fuck a woman, yeah i've tried that way more often than i've succeeded... prostate massage, i've stuck a finger in my butt when i was really young and it was just uncomfortable so i stopped; nothing came out of my dick for sure. helicopter, i mean i've spun it around if that's what you mean; and i have probably hung something off it at some point although i don't specifically remember doing so. pics and vids, no, what's the point unless i'm sending it to someone? measure it, yes i have the standard internet 8.5 incher.

anyway, i definitely haven't done more than two in a day at the most, and that's just because i pee standing up every day.