Girls: if you had a penis for a day

What would you do?





I would probably spend as much of the day masturbating as possible. I think it'd be really neat to feel how a guy cums, and what sensations feel like what to a penis

 

I'll tell you what if anyone wants to know what its like I'll let you play with mine all you want. Call Me

 

I'd probably be arrested. I'd masterbate and wave it around in public. I'd poke unsuspecting strangers with my hard-ons and have passionate sex with as many beautiful girls as I could get...

 

Id just want to have sex with a woman, see what it feels like for a guy and not have to work so hard to orgasm hahahahaha

 

I would drink lots so I could pee lots, and enjoy the fact that I can pee standing up

 

I will try to do to myself the things that I crave my BF does

 

what? are you saying you would use your own penis on yourself? or do things to your penis that you would normally like your BF to do? i'm confused.

 

First priority is to helicopter to see if after some, and identify what if so, point the action becomes uncomfortable. Then i have to jack it so i know how long it would take me to cum, and do a little stamina building depending on the results of that initial masturbatory research.
Beyond that, id be on the horn with any and all the females i know that are down so i can get the full penile experience.

 

i'm all for experiencing new things, but you really should just pass on blue balls.

 

I don't follow..?

 

umm, you said you want the full penile experience so you're going to talk to all the females you know. since hitting up females typically results in no sex, i assumed you were referring to getting blue balls as part of the penile experience. my recommendation is to not bother, because blue balls are awful.

 

You'd need a male brain transplanted for the day as well, for that.


Then if you did that, after 30 seconds on the phone with these girls, you'd probably just think, Oh fuck it, I'll just have wank and watch some sports

 

I don't think brains necessarily work that way, unless it was prefaced somewhere that a magical cock appeared on my pelvis but everything else about my physiology was the same as normal. Whatever genitalia I've got should be linked up with the neurotransmitters, and chemicals receptors for pleasure if the anatomy is functional since its the same processes for both. I know a lotnof girls who better associate with guys, and vice versa as well as guys who can't stand sports.. So the rest of your statement is just kinda fodder..

As I'm already a female I have a lovely preset menu of chicks that I've fucked around with in completely no strings no foul educationally minded tristes. So.. Yay for prior networking?

 

If this hypothetical were actually possible, I think you'd be surprised at both how different and how similar men and women are at the same time.


How constricting it is for guys; thrust, pump, blow and thats about it.

The old adage, guys are visual creatures, true for the most part, but that has the side effect of those visual triggers usually all being targeted to one thing in particular, and at the cost of all other arousal triggers.

The Signature moves thread, where you put kissing on top of the list, you wont find many guys at all that would actually put kissing on top of the list of sex acts, most of them will never really understand what you girls are talking about (Neither BTW do you girls yourself) .Erotic novels too, you wouldnt find many guys at all that would prefer to spend an hour reading an erotic novel to get themselves worked up, as opposed to just putting on a porn vid and releasing 10 mins later. Erotic novels sound frustrating

 

Woman could have more sex than guys I think if they are really horny? BUT SOMe woman only want sex when they want not when the guys penis is ready

 

Woman could have more sex than guys I think if they are really horny? BUT SOMe woman only want sex when they want not when the guys penis is ready

 

I'd pee standing up

 

When a boy is sexually stimulated for a long time (a long date at the drive-in for example), without expressing semen (ejaculating), his testicles can become tender and sore and that's the one pain that Mommy can't fix (in at least 98% of cases anyway). The condition is also known as lover's nuts.

There should be emergency stations around the place that say IN CASE OF BLUE BALLS, BREAK GLASS WITH HAMMER PROVIDED AND USE RELIEF TUBE WITHIN

 

I'd get a sex change

 

you'd be punch drunk after all that