i say this to guys sometimes who i want to freak out lol.........If you were on a camping trip with all guys and you woke up the next morning bent over a long with your pants down to your knees would you tell anyone?...........DO you wanna go camping with me?? lol.....this old hippie said that to me the first time we met and then i smoked a joint with him and he said ya know....that should make you wonder what else in this weed and then gave me a queer smile and freaked me the hell out..lol i did nto want to go to sleep.....now we are best friends and i found out teh next day that he was straight and was just trying to see what i would do lol
Go to www.whiteblaze.net look for the Humor subforum and you'll find tons of Hiking/Camping related jokes.
. this city couple was out camping in some strange woods for days . funny , thinks the wife , how the man goes the edge of camp every night and hoots at an owl... and for two hours . every night he calls and this owl talks to him , tho he declares he don't know what they're saying , i don't quite believe him . one morning , a woman comes walking through the woods and stops by their camp for a howdy-do . certainly the wife is so glad for her company and learns that her new friend actually lives in a cabin close-by . bye and bye , the wife relates the strange behavior of her husband . oh , replies the other , my husband's been doing just that same thing - two hours , every night .
hahaha no kidding...definitely would have to think twice bout campin with that guy ;0) good one though!!
when i'd be out camping and had to share a bed with another guy i'd say " man ,you got nice legs " i didn't have to worry about space the rest of the night ..lol
