How does the above poster like his/her sex.

what they are ----- have we totally lost the plot of this thread now lol

crummy owns 14 shell suits with matching plimpsoles

 

wiggy will not even consent to sex unless a clown nose with full make up is involved.

 

crummy only sleeps with old men who have to take a handful of viagra, then she makes them put her in her will and takes all their money when they are dead

 

when did I get a sex change?

 

ok hehehehehehe

HE sleeps with old men blaa blaa blaa u know the rest lol

 

she cant come until she has been severely punished.

 

HE likes to do it only behind mcdonalds

 

she likes it in the fry vat at mcdonnalds...sizzling hot sex..woohoo

 

Wiggy actually only wants to have sex on the second level of a double decker bus.

eagle just likes it in the dirt

 

likes it hanging upside down from the ceiling covered in mustard

 

cant even get it up if there isnt at least 12 penguins balling in the same room.

 

on top an elephant in a zoo

 

in front of her parents

 

with his freindly neighbourhood preist

 

oh how sick


in a tree house in january on a chair

 

in the morning out by the seaside

 

in the woods covered in butterflies

 

With someone to the left and someone to the right.
Love everywhere.

 

in the middle of a love sandwich

 

In the mud