What would you do to the poster above you?

shoot him with rubber bands

 

Paint him blue and attatch butterfly wings to his back

 

Hmm...take pictures of you covered only in yogurt from the neck down, hugging a tree

 

Bawhahahaha!!! Thats a good one

I think bubble gum would look good on you, but only one peice.

 

lead her to a ring of candles, and play my drum in praises of the Mother.

 

give him a tattoo

 

make a big tea from some fresh cubensis split it with her , and sit on a warm rock listinin to peepfrogs n crickets n cikadas all nite .

 

poke in the ribbs with a knitting needle..

 

Make her sleep in the barn.

 

enter you in a rodeo

 

spoon feed you ice cream

 

Take you up on that offer

 

remove her excessive eye make up.

 

coat his nads with wax

 

Paint his face with red lipstick

 

steal her septer. or bedpost. whatever that neat-looking thing is in her sig

 

put his face on wanted posters.

 

Force him to watch a "Green Acres" marathon

 

yank one of them braids real hard

 

Peel off his mustache with electrical tape