Zombies!

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by PsychonautMIA, May 28, 2012.

  1. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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    The time has come brothers. Prepare.

    4/30: Homeland Security To Test Biological Sensors In MBTA Tunnels

    http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/04/30/homeland-security-to-test-biological-sensors-in-mbta-tunnels/

    5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

    5/17: Stolen medical equipment may carry deadly brain disease

    http://www.cfnews13.com/content/new...icles/cfn/2012/5/17/stolen_medical_equip.html

    5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

    http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

    5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester

    http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

    5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident

    http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

    5/23: Man Bites Cousin's Nose Off

    http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

    5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash

    http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

    5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School

    http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

    5/25: 'Disoriented' passenger subdued on flight in Miami

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

    5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

    5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

    5/27: Georgia contractor bites Lowe's employees, resists arrest

    http://columbus.wtvm.com/news/crime/54763-contractor-bites-lowes-employees-resists-arrest

    5/28: Hazardous Material Released at Institute for Genomic Biology

    http://illinoishomepage.net/fulltext?nxd_id=375822

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    >More than $500,000 worth of medical equipment stolen from Florida Hospital last week may carry a dangerous disease.

    >The reports identified the disease as CJD, or Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease

    >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt–Jakob_disease
    >The first symptom of CJD is rapidly progressive dementia, leading to memory loss, personality changes and hallucinations. This is accompanied by physical problems such as speech impairment, jerky movements (myoclonus), balance and coordination dysfunction (ataxia), changes in gait, rigid posture, and seizures.
     
  2. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Okay... I'll bet the gooberment is behind this.
     
  3. broony

    broony Banned

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    I hope you all have shotguns.
     
  4. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    i'm getting a crowbar and going Gordon Freeman on they ass!!!
     
  5. rak

    rak Senior Member

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    Jeez, what did they do to you? They're humans too.
     
  6. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    When the US attacks Iran, Zombies will be the least of our worries.

    Think sleeper cells.
     
  7. Manservant Hecubus

    Manservant Hecubus Master of Funk and Evil

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    Aerobics and Double Tap.
     
  8. Delta 9 The Psychonaut

    Delta 9 The Psychonaut Member

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    .22, perfect weapon. The bullet will ricochet around in the skull cavity causing maximum damage while the ammo is light and plentiful.
     
  9. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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  10. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    Wow, no shit!

    Psychotics + Cheap Psychoactive Drug + Too many Zombie Movies = Massive Hunger For BRAAAAINNNS

    That's all I can figure so far.

    Then again, it IS New Jersey we're talkin' about here...
     
  11. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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  12. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    I've seen all the movies. I am prepared for this shit.
     
  13. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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  14. OneLifeForm

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    I'll repeat..

    What the fuck is going on?

    I live in FL and a lot of the crazy shit is happening here.
     
  15. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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  16. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I scored 425 days on that quiz.

    but ima live forever and be the last human alive
     
  17. PsychonautMIA

    PsychonautMIA Chimps gonna chimp

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  18. OneLifeForm

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    I scored 376 Days on that quiz. So I'd survive the apocalypse just over a year.

    Question for the fellow HipForumers..

    Do you think that if a large zombie like outbreak occurred that there is a possibility that the zombies are fast?
    That would drop the number of days one could survive by a lot. If they were sluggish then it'd be a lot easier to survive IMO.


    Ok.. I just answered my own question.. this isn't zombie activity. Zombies are the walking dead.

    We would be dealing with live people with full human capacity gone horribly wrong!
     
  19. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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    have you ever listened to LoveLine? they used to play a game called Florida or Germany, because apparently the most fucked up things that are newsworthy only happen in Florida and Germany.

    They would read the headline and then guess if it was in Florida or Germany.

    A similar game is played at my local radio station called Johnson or Jackson (counties), although it's usually pretty easy to tell which crime is which. The crazy meth-related ones are always in Missouri and the domestic or white-collar crimes always in Kansas.
     
  20. OneLifeForm

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    No I hadn't heard of LoveLine before.

    I just looked it up and took a test to try and guess which events happened in Germany or Florida.
    I got a 40%..

    Craziness.
     

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