Zombie Flu

Each few years when there is some new flu virus it makes me think that we are getting closer to a zombie outbreak. Who else thinks this? Am I the only person to think this?

 

Braaaaaaaiiiinzz!

 

i always worry about zombies. i sleep with an aluminum baseball bat next to me in case the outbreak happens while i'm sleeping. *paranoid*

 

It's a conspiracy! The Swine Flu is the T-Virus!!!!

 

Do you really? I drive around with a sledgehammer and I bat with me if there is a outbreak while I drive. I used go everywhere with The Zombie Survival Guide.

 

I never thought of that. The NWO is going to starting killing us off

 

My friend a few blocks from here has an arsenal specifically for any such case.

 

I don't have an arsenal yet because I'm too young to buy guns but I will when I turn 18

 

"When there’s no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth"

- An old Makumba saying


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I thought it was from Dawn of the Dead

 

He was quoting Makumba


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His dad has an arsenal as well, so he started his well before he turned 18. And I'm totally serious, it's specifically for a zombie outbreak. He even gave us some machetes to have to hold us over until we can either get to him or he can get to us. Haha. And my boyfriend's uncle had one of the biggest arsenals in Texas, he had enough guns to open his own gun shop. Alas, he used one of those guns on his own head and the family sold the guns.

 

He probably shot himself in the head after getting bitten for fear of turning


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Damn that sucks about your boyfriend's uncle. I used to make plans to get to all of my friends in case of an outbreak.
First I'm going to go get my uncle's boat key and pick up some friends. And drive the boat to an island that's out in the Mississippi. I'll pick anyone up with the life on the Mississippi.:cheers2:

 

Nah, nobody has any hard feelings for him offing himself, he had a really shitty life and it just kept getting worse. He had a back injury and had to go on disability, and then his doctor stopped doing him any good, so when he switched doctors the first one refused to release his medical records, and they were in some big legal hubbub over it and he was to the point he could hardly get around. It was pretty much all he could do to get the gun and just end it. And so he did. But his arsenal wasn't for zombies, lol. It was for huntin' and killin'. Haha.

 

He could use it to hunt and kill zombies

 

I am sure all these zombie movies are preparing us for something.

What have we learned from all these zombie movies?

Perhaps we need a thread dedicated to all those lessons, doubling as a zombie survival guide and tentative plan for survival. (Note, grocery stores are the worst if you want to survive.)

 

Zombie attack survival rule #1 - avoid shopping malls

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haha yes i sure do

 

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