Zodiac Superlatives

Discussion in 'Astrology' started by Zenn60, Feb 10, 2008.

  1. Zenn60

    Zenn60 Member

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    For fun :]
    List the zodiac signs and any superlatives that you personally think would be rewarded to each one. Here's mine:

    Aries: Most likely to end up a famous athlete
    Taurus: Most likely to end up a shopaholic
    Gemini: Most likely to end up a salesman
    Cancer: Most likely to end up a typical housewife
    Leo: Most likely to end up a beautician
    Virgo: Most likely to end up a food critic
    Libra: Most likely to end up a judge of the Supreme Court
    Scorpio: Most likely to end up a prostitute/stripper
    Sagittarius: Most likely to end up a nun or an international translator
    Capricorn: Most likely to end up CEO of a world-dominating corporation
    Aquarius: Most likely to end up a mad scientist
    Pisces: Most likely to end up as a famous artist/poet
     
  2. trekker

    trekker Intrepid Traveler

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    That's funny, but so true. :)
     
  3. GaiaMayaGodUniverse

    GaiaMayaGodUniverse Member

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    i'm a capricorn


    eat the acid. battle the demons it gives you, come back enlightened.


    dont let yourself scare you.
     
  4. radareyes

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    Aries: Most likely to act as back-up unit during a massive power outtage
    Taurus: Most likely to be untenebly entrenched in a rut that's engrained in a sinkhole -- while savoring every bite of the cheesecake they're eating
    Gemini: Most likely to say what they don't mean and mean what they don't say...or is it the other way around? ;)
    Cancer: Most likely to wallow in melancholic dreamy moodiness while sentimentally feeling wistful
    Leo: Most likely to succeed at anything (guess who's a Leo? :))
    Virgo: Most likely to spend 17 hours categorizing their music collection -- and then 6 more cleaning it.
    Libra: Most likely to write most likely lists on the yearbook staff (and let's not forget designing the cover artwork and devising the theme)
    Scorpio: Most likely to develop the art of psychic interrogation
    Sagittarius: Most likely to spend an afternoon lecturing spiritual aspirants about the interconnectedness of all religions -- followed by an evening watching naked women mud-wrestle (or in the case of female Sagittarians, mud-wrestling naked women)
    Capricorn: Most likely to trek across a barren wasteland, climb a fourteener, and para-glide to the base -- only to scold themselves because they did it a minute faster last week
    Aquarius: Most likely to act as global ambassador during the welcoming ceremony for the Zeta Reticulans (even if only in their imaginations)
    Pisces: Most likely to forget themselves by remembering that it's Monday

    Travis
     
  5. GaiaMayaGodUniverse

    GaiaMayaGodUniverse Member

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    thanks travis! you've pushed me on my journey!
     
  6. Zenn60

    Zenn60 Member

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    Yours make mine look boring :p

    Oh and by the way, your Virgo superlative? Yeah I've done that ..

    Twice.
     
  7. GaiaMayaGodUniverse

    GaiaMayaGodUniverse Member

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    because virgo means

    a virgin that goes
    a version of god
    go! run with your version of life! but listen to music for it will guide you!
     

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