Yuck.

somebody needs to come up with sunblock that tastes good.

 

why would your mouth need sunblock?

 

Everything that tastes good is unhealthy, so I prefer my sunblock to taste bad.

 

Ummmmm. . . . . I'm not going to ask why you want a good tasting white substance to squirt in your mouth

 

I'm trying to fit in with the slackjawed yokels where I live and it's been sunny as hell lately.

The Bullfrog stuff I bought smells like licorice, but it tastes like sunblock.

 

the latest report I read says that healthy things are bad for you.

It's actually clear, but I appreciate the thought.

 

It should be sunblock, lube and massage oil all in one... which is edible and tastes like tapioca pudding.

 

Yes, except not tapioca because that's gorss (maybe multiple flavours... tapioca pudding, vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, kiwi, almond and mango?)... oooh and mosquito reppellent as well.

 

I know what to fix you for dessert when there's not enough to go round, eh?

 

lmao, pass the repellents please