You're so vain...

...i bet you think this thread is about you....

 

And you are all wrong, because it is about me.

 

It totally is...

 

bird is a strange hot bird

 

I think we both agree on that subject. So; are you female, single and looking for a romance?
Then this is the right thread for that.

 

Hey, he's my bird...I saw him first...

 

Ladies, ladies, no fighting please.

We can all share me.

 

I'm very selfish...

 

hey sharing is a good thing ya know
well...i saw him...second?third?....WTF lol:&

 

Ladies, ladies, I see the both of you continue fighting over me.

How about winner takes it all?

 

How should we split him up? Down the middle, or at the belt?

 

HAHAHA i leave that decision to u

 

Sweet...now, do I want the top half or the bottom half...

 

Ladies, ladies, no need to cut me in pieces. Better we think of another solution. Do you both like the idea of a threesome?

 

How about we alternate days...I get Monday, Wednesday and Friday...you get Tuesday Thursday and Saturday...Bird, you can rest up on Sundays...

 

No need to rest. On sundays we can play Twister.

 

Agreed
What day is today

 

I love Twister! Only if it's naked Twister of course...

 

Thursday, that means I am yours all day long. Lucky you!

 

Are there other kinds of Twister then?