Your pick up line is?...

any one have any pickup lines?....

 

"flash me your gash"

 

would you like to engage in sexual intercourse?

 

hello, i love, won't you tell me your name?

 

Yes please

 

Can I pick you up?

 

"Where have you been all my life?"

 

wanna get high?----yeh baby got me laid or at least wasted with cool chicks

 

Hahaha as a girl I don't really use pickup lines...but wanna get high is as close as it gets

 

"You're like communism theory. You're awesome but it takes a certain person to make you work correctly. I want to be your Fidel Castro."

 

I play the guitar.

 

Hello!

 

Hey, hey good looking
what ya got cooking
how's about cooking something up with me

 

*Creepy stare* Hey... *Backs away while smiling and bumps into a wall*

 

i have a range depending on the situation and how drunk i am,

1, whats ur thoughts on main stream conformaty? more for the 25+ god for a dnm
2, kiss me, haha works its all about odds, you have to ask a lot of chicks
3, want to sit on my face?/ want to fuck? there for the end of the night when i cant see
gotten a few numbers tho they always fall through

im a straight up fella and way out there when im at the pub all of witch doesnt count in my favour tho a great laugh, a better thread would be, knock back lines, or how have you been shot down , have a great day all peace and ember to love

 

*giggles*

 

On Taxi they said the best pick up line is;

Will you marry me?

 

If I'm attracted I may just compliment them and/or ask if we can do something, dinner or whatever. Results vary but I learned that the ones that say no don't matter because the ones that say yes help you forget all about it. No point in having any real strategy or line in my opinion.

 

...really doesn't work...it seems like everybody plays guitar...

 

Okay, how about, I play the tuba?