Your "Perfect" Girl

There's a girl at a company barbeque you spot off in the distance while talking with your buddies. She's completely gorgeous and you feel unbeleiveably inclined that if you dont speak to her now, she may be gone forever.

What does she look like?

 

A skeleton. She's having trouble breathing, some of her teeth are missing, and she is wearing the exact same gucci outfit Jessica Parker wore in her Sex and The City season finale episode. She doesn't eat anything, and she's texting all of her cool friends, probably saying to them how lame the gathering is. But she can't leave because she doesn't know how to deliver bad news to her boss.

Then her 6'4" tanned and chiseled boyfriend with a diamond in one ear hugs her from behind, announces to everyone that they are going to leave due to his girlfriend's woman problems, and in an instant the love of my life and vision of pure beauty walks away and into her boyfriend's BMW.

So perfect. If only I could have everything I want.

 

I saw a woman like that yesterday. I was in a sauna in Austria where everyone was nude, and this one female had a model's body - long, thin, lanky build, blond, blue eyed, with small but firm breasts, a classic face, and a shaved pussy. Should I talk to her? I did, and we had a nice conversation, both of us totally nude, until her boyfriend joined her. End of converation.

 

This made me laugh & laugh.
I wish people would eat more. It's one thing if you are naturally skinny, but God-- just be healthy. Seems like people are either twigs or obese (& both are kind of sad to me, not in an ew way, because people are beautiful, but in an 'aww' way). Image distortion is a drag.

"He reaches down, gives her a hug, & she snaps in half." ...how sad.

I don't like the objectivity of women OR men in the media, man. I understand liking some muscle on a dude, but that ultra-waxed, count your abs, shorty-short hair stereotype has gotten old before it was new.

Meh. Rant over.

 

She will be mine.....

 

turquiose rose, i love your sig

 

You both have lovely sigs

 

Thank ya.

...& you are beautiful.

 

Edit:

 

I do not like the perfection, it makes human beings less spontaneous, less real. I prefer the imperfection, the simplicity and uniqueness, but not routine. I'm a little heart, and I don't need a very very beautiful girl (Hey! Who's more beautiful and who's uglier?), who does a lot of things and fakes she's great as nobody. No, no, no!

If you're perfect, everybody always expect the best of you, the perfection which characterizes you, and it's often easier to defraud them, while if aren't neither perfect nor perfectionist, you don't have the great risk to disappoint to the ones who you love.

 

I married the perfect girl. She owned 3 cainsaws, liked to fish and was a bartender.
Only thing better was if she owned the bar..

 

Perfect woman would have to brew beer

 

My perfect woman laughs like a sunset and dances like a tree in the wind.
Body full of curves like an ocean full of waves.
From her curvy hips to her long wavy hair...
Even when she stands still, you feel you are swaying to her rhythm.
She'll cry during sweet parts in a movie and fight like she is free of sin.
Her singing will make you feel you haven't accomplished anything in life because
her voice sounds like life itself.
Her toes will be painted bright blue and her jokes will make you spring a leak.
Eyes of a blended hazel rainbow...and freckles that dot her own sentences.
She makes goofy faces that humble you and quotes movies like prayer.
My perfect woman would be,
My childhood sweetheart.

 

I'm not perfect, but having such an awesome life in everyway when I was very young is bitting me in the ass now. There's no where to go but down and my fingers are tired from clawing at the wall, desperatley trying to get back up. It's tireing at times.

 

Most people are always going backwards. Is it what you mean? Coz I don't find the relation between this and perfection... :S

 

I don't go by just looks, anyway. It's how she shines through, what type of person she seems to be, going by subtle clues. I wouldn't be happy with most women of this culture, I prefer to scout them out beforehand.

 

When you have everything together and people can percieve your life as perfect where can you go but backwards? Especially if you live your life for appearances ont he outside while you are aching on the inside. Your fucked up inside is bound to eventualy appear and reflect in your outside life...then whewre do you have to go but down and backwards?

My point is when you live life for how you feel on the inside and not how things appear on the outside there is no where to go but up because you are living authenticaly and you'll achieve your ideal life, not societal standards.
Some of us have had to learn the hard way! ):

 

I get your point.

 

Man last year i was waiting for math class to start. This girl at my college walked by and i made eye contact with her. She was beautiful. Blue eyes, blonde hair, smokeing body, just perfect. When i saw her for the first time in my life i got that feeling like "love at first site could be true." I saw her 3 or 4 times and never got my courage to even talk to her. Im rarly attracted to blondes like i was to her. I am so pissed that i never said anything. I have been looking for her at my school ever since. Still to this day she is the most beautiful blonde iv ever seen. Im getting the feeling that when i saw her it was a one time opportunity. Which is over =( im very sad i cant find her. If i do im dragging her to the coffee shop =P

 

She'd be...

Sorry... I think I met her few days ago...can't talk about her now...