Your own cult

Discussion in 'Cults' started by Amanda N, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. Amanda N

    Amanda N Member

    If you was going to start your own cult.. what would it be about? Who (if anyone) would you worship? Would you have any rituals? etc...
  2. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

    women worship me ......for the god that i am
  3. sky_lex

    sky_lex Member

    if i started one it would worship mimes
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  4. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

    my cult

    would be something like the masons .. no talk about religeon or politics, i would add sport too that as well. just talk about how to make the world better .. Porn would be a matter of personal taste.
  5. ( ∞ )

    ( ∞ ) INFINITY

    A cult to destroy/take over all other cults.
  6. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

    what would you be talking about in your cult after the destruction of all cults /.. are you killing all members ?.
  7. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

    .......good question mathew. funny hand shake cult aye..............hmmmmmmm. /peace/
  8. my cult would be dedicated to the god of the Media, Stewie Griffin!!!


  9. oddorigami

    oddorigami Member

    My cult would be a cooperative cult, and the guru would be whoever is holding the big spikey ball that transmits subliminal messages from Jim Morrison...
  10. Flic

    Flic Member

    I've already created a cult, it started two years ago, on a long and lonly spliff... I mean night, but the spliff might have had something to do with it. It's called Shavoutra, and we worship the teachings of Shifaya, that the world is alive with love =)
  11. sassure

    sassure Member

    I've been accused of leading a cult, but really the thing is an anti-cult.....
  12. gnrm23

    gnrm23 Senior Member

    the gnostic redeemer zen lutheran church of north america, ltd. pty. is currently accepting donations... (we seem to be an eclectic amalgamation of mahayanist christian geist panentheist skandas.. o what a web we weave from these strands...)
    our underground agents will be contacting you in a subterranean fashion in the near but indeterminate future, inshallah...
    vaya con diosa, muchachos...
  13. mati

    mati Member

    the ritual of my cult is to take psychedellics and watch tv or do synchronistic readings, these are intended to give people a better appreciation of synronicity. of course, observance of these rituals is completely voluntary and participating may actually be considered as indicating a lower I.Q. and therefore may be met with suspician
  14. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

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  15. Newski

    Newski Member

    If it wasn't already done, The Mothra Cult!

    I want to be in charge of the Mothra cult (cries)
  16. Chodpa

    Chodpa -=Chop_Chop=-

    I started my own meditation based on Bhagalamukhi Mahavidya. It could be a cult if enough people got into it, if I let that happen. I taught a few people, one to the fifth degree and one to the ninth.
  17. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

    My cult would be an anti-cult. Everyone would be free to do their own thing. Freedom of Speech would be REAL. Free love, free resources, freedom to choose.

    Only initial coercion would be a "sin".
  18. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

    oh hell some one beat me to it.
  19. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

    pizza and buddha
  20. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

    hm... would have to have a cult that has something to do with getting a sugar high as often as possible... mmmm, chocolate.

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