Your most embarrassing moment

My life is essentially one long sequence of embarrassing moments but one of the the most public was during my freshman year at FSU. Tallahassee is a rather hilly part of Florida, so I used to get around the campus by skateboard, since finding parking spots was a royal pain in the ass.

At noontime I'd zoom down a huge hill to central green weaving in between crowds of students. At the bottom I'd get going pretty fast, but once there were these girls walking 4 abreast, so I had to go around by on the grass, but there was a sewer grate, and my skateboard stopped and I went flying in fantastic fashion. There were five hundred people taking lunch about the square and they all started clapping, so I took a bow in three directions and skated off.

 

lol.

A good person can turn embarassment into comedy.

 

I know there's a million of them, but I can't think of many right now. One that sticks out is in elementary school when my music teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom and I peed on the chair.

 

Going downstairs and falling on my knees 3 stairs above the last step between classes in HS. i laughed, some others too.

 

after the red sox won the WS in 2004, i somehow got naked and stood around with everyone cheering...i guess i had gone streaking and forgot to put my cloths back on...

 

I went to high school on acid once. I was in 11th grade at the time. I was in my first period tech class, and we were sawing wood to make something. It had a really rank, pukey kind of smell to it when cut, and for whatever reason I was convinced the smell was coming from my backpack. So I started freaking out and was saying someone puked in my backpack. Then I looked in my backpack and there was nothing in there besides my books and folders and whatnot. Everyone knew I was fucked up and lots of people were laughing and saying shit.

Needless to say it was the last time I did that (went to school on acid).

 

I'm going to have to think about it. I'm sure I have a good one.

Same.

 

lol

that is one thing i will not do. Ive walked through school on mushrooms and that was bad enough.

I think id actually be alright on acid at school, but shrooms really make me look fucked.

 

Something kinda similar. My mom called my teacher, and something was wrong with me, dont remember what, but my teacher kept insisting I go to the bathroom every 15 minutes, even though I told her I didnt have to, and the rest of the kids were looking at me funny.

 

Going to a drive-in movie, trying to use all the smooth moves.
When the movie had ended the chick I was with thought I was sort of cool, so I drove off, not remembering to take the speaker off of the window.
It broke the side window of the car. Not wanting to look like a complete tool I quickly drove off and hit the car that was parked infront of me!

I felt like a real dick!

 

that week and a half I spent chewing xanax like jujubes. associates tell me I did some off-color stuff. did wonders for my rep.

 

the time i got caught jerking off...that was a real special moment...

 

Yeah, actually a lot of my embarassing moments when i was younger were caused by teachers pointing things out or asking me too many questions or just being nosey. Why do teachers suck so much?

 

Haha when I was in 4th grade, I went through a "humming" stage, and so the teacher had the whole class clap after one of my finer hums. What a ****. lol

 

HOLY SHIT...i was thinking about this the other day, actually.

i mean, i was thinking about the story. i think you told this story somewhere on the forums several years ago (2 or more...i think more)

i was certain it was you who had said something about this....but i remember it sliiiiightly different.

i remember you mentioning you'd been taking lots of acid at that point in your life, and you had smelled something funny in shop class, and said to your teacher you thought someone threw up in your backpack....

of course, like i said it was a long time ago i remember reading this.

at least i didnt completely make it up
:leaving:

 

Just like Phil Esposito in '72!

 

Yeah, that's right, except half of the class heard me.

 

I can relate to that one, i took my first (and last) tab of acid at highschool.

 

hehe, that doesnt sound too good.



as for me...where do i start? one of the worst was the experience that changed my mind about going without underwear being the best and most comfortable way to dress.

i was spending the night at a girls house, and a little bit after we were done i had to use the WC....

since she lived with her brother, her sister in law, and their infant child, i had to dress to leave the room and use the facilities....i did so, and when i was done i zipped myself up.


i mean i zipped myself up!

zipper marks, blood, everything.

i went home to tend to my wound and try to forget it happened...i was way too embarassed, and in too much pain....

there are other VERY embarassing moments, but that may well take the cake.

 

Right now. 2:40. this night. I'm braless.