Your Man Cave

What would your ideal Man Cave be?

Mine?

It would be in a walk out basement. It would have a wetbar, a kitchen, a beer cellar, several widescreen TVs, 2 or 3 Lazyboy recliners and 2 long, wide, sofas ideal for sleeping. The decor would be devoted to my favorite Sports teams; Boston Red Sox, Chicago Bears, Buffalo Sabres and Michigan Wolverines Football, plus some Beer Memorabilia from my favorite breweries; Fuller's, Moorland, Sam Smith's, (UK brewers), Sam Adam's, Great Lakes, and Brooklyn Brewing from the US, a neon Old Style sign and some retro Hamm's Beer dioramas.There would be a few taps for my favorite beers.

The beer cellar would have different temperature zones; one for Stouts/ Porters, Belgian Dark beers, Doppelbocks, etc, another for British Bitters/ Ales and another for Summer beers such as Pilseners and Helles Lagers.

The TVs would be networked to a computer so I could watch all the best porn (Big Boobs & BBW only) plus my favorite movies and of course baseball, football and hockey from all the Sports Packages.

The kitchen would be stocked with a freezer full of Steaks and sausages and assorted meat. There would be everything there to make Tex-Mex classics like Chili, Tacos and Enchiladas as well as BBQ, burgers and Hot Dogs.

The wall on the side walking out would be all large windows and sliding glass doors leading out to a flagstone patio with 2 master grills, a smoker and lots of places to sit. There would be a screened in Gazebo which would also function as a Cabana for the inground swimming pool adjacent. Most of the patio would be able to be covered by automatic retractable awnings.

As is obvious drinking, watching sports, jerking off and eating spicy, beef-centric foods would be the activities and in warm months grilling and swimming would be featured as well.

There would be NO evidence of NASCAR, Basketball, Hunting, Fishing, Cars, guns or Barbie-like skinny blondes with fake tits nor would there be any tokens from The Godfather or The Sopranos or Scarface or any other 'tough guy' symbols. This would be my place with my sports, my teams. Aside from those the only themes would be big women with huge all natural breasts, greasy, spicy foods and alcohol. There would be no pretense toward any contrived masculinity and guest would be completely irrelevant to my enjoyment.

My wife would need permission to enter and my children would be banned.

Note:
After further thought the Single Malts and Cognacs, along with some fine Sherries would be kept in the Den upstairs. The Den would be another refuge but one without a TV or computer. It would have books, leather furniture and a fireplace. There would be a CD player and a collection of Opera recordings and late 19th/ early 20th century Symphonies (Brahms, Bruckner, Mahler,etc.). The Den would serve the other side of my personality when I wanted to disconnect completely.

Also note that the patio, gazebo and pool are not part of the man cave, only adjacent to it. Also in the basement would be a rec room, where the kids could play video games as well as Home Theater with a giant projection TV. There would also be a home gym with weights, cardio, a sauna, hot tub and an indoor lap pool.

thanks

 

walls full of soundproofing foam cones and a comfortable bed

a urinal on the wall would be nice too

 

It would be full of bookshelves, with books from the floor to the ceiling. There would be huge windows letting in the sun, as well as vines creeping their way up the walls, clinging to anything they could for support. There would be a huge, HDTV with surround sound. My computer would have several large monitors which were shaped into a semi-circle, along with a fantastic sound system, so I would be fully immersed in video games. There would be a mini-fridge, as well as a hotplate.


It would be marvelous.

 

sounds good badd if it came with a kettle. ha! ha!a stone cave way up high in a mountain that would be the coolest!

 

It would have to be a side part of the house.

A large room with a couch on it at one end, A high def projector with a couple video game consoles on the other and then in one corner a spot large enough for a band to jam and some recording equipment with a great sound system, on the other end some sports paraphenlia and trophy's and certificates I've been awarded, decorating a large book/cd/whatever else I wanted to put type shelf.

Then there is an adjacent room that has a large bed in the middle of it with a majestic headrest and surrounding the bed area is similar to those inflatable bouncy castles they have for kids but it's much more sturdy and slick. There is a switch that projects psychedelic visualizers around the room and there are speakers in it that will play music from the other room or music in general.

Then a small greenhouse with psychedelics plants and such.

 

I live alone in a house that I own... What's this "Man cave" shit?

 

ha! ha! maybe they mean cribs:2thumbsup:

 

Same Here, And It's A Very Happy House Today, All The Cats Are With Me,

And Steady Rain Is Falling On The Roof.

Nice Cup Of Expresso In My Hand, And In About An Hour It Will Be Lunch Time...



Cheers Glen.

 

man cave = entertainment room

 

i call my anus "the man cave."

 

I call my man cave "THE WHOLE FUCKING HOUSE."

 

near the beach, big ass pool, hammocks and folding chairs ... the breeze of the sea at night in a never ending summer ...

 

why are they called man! caves anyway.does that mean women are barred outa them?

 

Women are not barred from this room in fact they are welcomed.

 

yes women are barred from the man cave. they are more than welcome in the adjacent sex cave though.

 

Wet bar, fridge for beer, and of course the Mustang pool table.

 

Death has a man cave, he posted the video of it.

Only thing was the electrical cords everywhere........but it was cool.

 

basically a bar with a pool table LOL

 

I am appalled by the phrase "man cave." How dumb has the human species become?

 

I couldn't read past where you said you are a fan of the Sox, Bears, Sabres, and Michigan. That just does not add up :juggle: