Your life story in six words

Some guy is publishing a whole of this: people's life stories, in exactly six words. Some famous people, some random people. I think it's a nifty idea. Want to play?

Here's mine: "She nearly always wore clean underwear." lol

 

Although colourful she cried a lot.
(2 years ago)

An attached rainbow with hippie dude (now)

 

OMG cheater! You can't have two different life stories! The first one is sad, but really beautifully written.

 

Ah but my life has changed a lot, I could add a third!

 

Of course I'll respect you tomorrow!

This thread reminds me of something from one of Casteneda's books.
"Hurry up, Carlitos! Write it down! Write! Write! Hey guys. Carlitos gives each of his turds a name before he flushes them!"

 

Ha...I used to have a t-shirt that said "Of course I'll respect you in the morning - it's me I won't respect, for sleeping with a pig like you." I only wore it when I wanted to hook up, and I swear that shirt was undefeatable. Every time I wore it, I hooked up.

...of course, I suppose it's possible that's because I was a freshman girl getting drunk, wearing a slutty shirt and looking to hook up. It's not like that's exactly a challenge. But whatever.

 

"You gotta be fucking kidding me!"

 

Never settled for less than bliss.

 

Bubblebound when born but broke free

That's me.

 

that's a good one

 

Lacked purpose - seems mostly OK now.

Sums it up well, methinks.

 

really really really REALLY fucked up....

 

Only interested in whats not interesting.........

 

Forbidden to think, freedom I won

 

stept in the same sh** again.

 

wierd, wonderful, in a quiet way.

or

genteel poverty with a clear conscience.

=^^=
.../\...

 

an always changing journey to randomness.

 

A mess that keeps getting better!

 

'why me oh god why me?'

 

i like this....