Your last wish

I would really like to know what peoples dying wishes would be. Your last wish. Answer with something funny if you'd like but I really would like to hear your honest answers. Say your dying in the morning. What would you ask from those who love you? Can be before you die, or whats to be done with your remains. Peace and Love

I would like to be cremated and preserved until it was possible for my remains to be brought into space and ejected from the craft. Shot out into space to remain there forever.

 

I would want to be left the fuck alone, and have the geckos that live in my house eat my dead corpse.

 

Probably nothing. I'd live my life like I would any other day...

 

cremated...and scatterred in a theatre or an arena where everyone is forced to breathe my ashes

 

that would be awful; i'm already really really tired and probably won't even be able to be awake for my last 12 hours alive...

 

lmao bummer dude

 

i guess my dying wish would be lots and lots of cocaine...

 

granted :auto: <----marky mark from boogie nights driving away from that coke deal that went wrong

 

i haven't seen that movie. is it good?

 

Yes.

 

Yeah, nigga!!!

 

I would ask for world peace.

 

I want a flamethrower so I can see if the plastic will melt of Miss Worlds face or if it'll just take the whole face with it.

 

I vote just the plastic, and the boobs.

 

Not the boobs!!!

 

The boobie plastic?

 

The boobie plastic could be used for so much more.

Like a plane... or a truck... or another boobie.

Seems a shame to just waste it.

 

You are so right.

 

I don't want to be in any pain when I die...

I'd like to be human compost, to become a bed for a tree to grow out of. As detailed in the book Stiff, The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach...

http://www.maryroach.net/stiff.html

http://www.wwnorton.com/catalog/spring04/032482.htm

That'd be a way to actually glom an afterlife... A real guaranteed one... Not a fictitious heaven in the clouds... Get to give my body back to the earth.

 

1 eighth of my ashes are to rest with Kurt Cobain's
1 eighth of my ashes are to be made into a bass guitar
1 eighth of my ashes are to be made into guitar picks
1 eighth of my ashes are to be packed in a bowl with some good ol Mary jane and never smoked
1 eighth of my ashes are to be packed into a charge of c4 and detonated
1 eighth of my ashes are to be potting soil for a red wood tree which will be planted in my honour
1 eighth of my ashes are to be pissed on
1 eighth of my ashes are to be divided into the smallest pices possible which will be placed in bottles that anyone will be free to have ( hoping to have 420 or 666 of these bottles)

all relying on how many ashes i leave behind