your first words to your boss in the morning??

i already know what mine are..

an its not on the list...

 

"hey"...

Every morning... same thing...

 

i never do the same thing,, ..

although i am known for never speaking a word in 10 minutes,, gettin my workin orders an goin..

usually gets me a couple hundred bucks extra..,, xmas time maybee i should go for more??

no wait,, his dad just died..

but maybee he loes me more??

oh im so confused!!

not..

 

I chose what I say to my professors

 

for me, usually, its "what the fuck are you talkin about?"

 

Usually "hey man what's goin' on" is the first thing I say. Everyone I work with is cool as shit, esspecially my boss.

 

everytime my boss sees me he says the same thing 'hey lyns what's going on' and i say nothing much hows it going with you and he says 'good' that's about as much as we talk to each other. I see him within talking range about once every couple of weeks so it's odd that he just asks me whats going on. he knows nothing about my job, nothing about what im suppossed to do it's all very weird how no one's cross trained in my job I mean what if I died...what would happen? what would they do with all the special kids? how would they even get their parents phone numbers. i dont even think anyone knows how to get onto my computer and my key to the files in on my keychain and im the only one with it. i guess this is all good for job security but its still very weird.

 

First words to professor:

"This means I get an 'A' right?"





You see where I went with that?

 

"go away"

 

usually something like, "i'm not on the clock yet, but you are, so you go do it"

 

My car got broken into , my kid got sick and my cat got run over this morning, but I'm still here before we open, so can I get an extra hour at lunch?

 

yo...

 

My bosses are bulgarian with HEAVY accents. Usually "WTF R U Talking about.

 

regimental room inspection saturday morning at 8am...

nothing like having room inspections during finals...yippie...

 

I am not one to be all friendly to my professors but normally they say hi what's up to me and I reply hi back. Work I am ten times more friendly and say hello, etc.

 

I have no problem with my boss, other than the fact that he attacks me right as I am walking through the door...if it isn't him, it's some of my coworkers: "Are you ready to clock in?" and every time I hear that, I will ride the clock until the exact moment it is time for me to clock in; when I don't, I'll go ahead and clock in; I'm hoping they will get the message.

 

ya know, If my boss said "hi mike", and I replied "fuck you cock sucker". he'd probably just laugh. He knows me pretty good.

 

usually i ignore the bitch until i HAVE to talk to her.

 

Since Im my own boss, my first words are FUCk......I got to get up.

Many mornings id just like to say fuck it and not go but cant cause I got workers depending on me for income.

 

"FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER!"

because my boss is a total cocksucker