Your EASTER Thoughts.. "iF I WAS JESUS..

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Vremmi, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. Vremmi

    Vremmi Member

    Was Your EASTER Anything Like This??..
    :jester: TOP 10 FUNNiEST EASTER PiCS :jester:


    What Does EASTER Mean To You??..
    & if you were Jesus??.. etc whatever thread..

    iF I WAS JESUS and that sh*t with the cross happened to me on Friday, I would've liked them to call it F#%KED FRiDAY & GOOD SUNDAY.. and i would've stayed on the cross 3 more days so it would be a longer Easter Holiday break.
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i can't actually diss the J man. he seemed like a sweety. it's all those assholes around him...

    anyway, i'd totally be dying some eostre eggs, dancing around a maypole with all the little girls, eating a spiral cut ham and getting usual.
  3. Jesus was a zombie. They're lucky he left after a couple of days before infecting everyone.
  4. I'm a troll

    I'm a troll Banned

    or so we think... :eek:
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    I already explained Easter in a previous thread.
  6. I'm a troll

    I'm a troll Banned

    i explain a lot of things in threads...
  7. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    Chocolate! :D
  8. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    if i was jesus, id probably be wondering wtf happened to the message i was a-preachin and where the fuck this christianity bs came from
    but, uh, thats just me
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

    actually you'd know it was saul of tarsus who screwed it up, or started the proccess of doing so, however you want to look at it. on the other hand of course, everything that gets popularized generally does so be screwing it up, plus as a resault, the empire who'se paranoid colonial government was responsible for his wronful death, utterly collapsed.

    but then, yah, this world's been pretty much screwed up as a resault ever since.

    but there ARE other things the day is about, some more currently valid and some far more ancient. all this fertility symbol bussiness comes from way way way before the time of any of that.

    i mean, plus this IS the vernal equanox we're talking about, which several calenders and cultures use as their new years day. baha'is and secular persians among them.

    and there was an ancient fertility goddess the day itself was named after, even if the christers try to tell you it was named after an early mortal preacher women who was named after the goddess in question.

    so there's no reason really, to feel like we have to dwell on the unfortunate dark twisted mundaneness crap of the dominant, aggressiveness worshipping culture.

  10. myself

    myself just me

    Well, it seems to me that people, at least here in Romania, have forgotten the meaning of Easter. It should be a sad day, as Jesus died on the cross, but most people see this as a good occasion to party... which is not wrong, but if you come to think about the true meaning of Easter, um, well... it seems a little unsuitable. But here we have holidays and that is always an occasion to party, celebrate, and be happy.
  11. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

    No, it shouldnt be a sad day.
  12. I'm a troll

    I'm a troll Banned

    that's good friday... easter is a celebration of his resurrection
  13. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

    I was Jesus:-
    I would:-
    1)Turn more water into wine
    2)Quit the bible bashing-knowing itd get me killed: )
    -particularly in the Middle East
    3)Get a haircut.
    4)If I was waiting too long for a table in restaurants , keep using the phrase
    Do you *know* who my father is?
    5)Absolutely avoid any places which have uses for a mixture of nakedness ,
    whips ,nails , ropes and wooden crosses.

    I always wonder about that Turin Shroud.
    To me , it was obvious that a 14 th Century picture of Billy Connolly was gonna be a fake...
    : )

    oh and 6)set up a satellite channel
  14. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    oh. looks like this thread needs to be closed. PR already explained easter. cmon guys, really now.
  15. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

    meh. chocolate bunnys.
  16. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

    easters about spring equinox for a great many, particularly non-christians
    we like to party and celebrate the renewal of life with food,f riends, family, and chocolate eggs *nods firmly*
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    easter egg hunts, too. i have to go to the store tonight to get the goodie baskets, see what's left.
  18. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

    I get my chocolate a week after easter.

    You can buy those cadbury eggs for like 25 cents.
  19. myself

    myself just me

    If I were Jesus, I'd make chocolate eggs compulsory for every Easter :)
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    hahaha thats great :D
    i need easter explained to me :(

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