Your Biggest E-Tard Moment

From putting a binkie in your mouth, to rubbing vaporub on yourself or a friend, to listening to happy hardcore and wearing a spongebob backpack. The ecstasy scene is full of ridiculous and silly happenings, Here is the thread that pays tribute to your dumbest, silliest, most far fetched ideas, events and occurrences while under the influence of ecstasy.

I'll start...

Probably a tame story compared to some but I am quite talented with glowsticks and the kind I prefer you can screw the top off from the body so its essentially a microlight. I had used the small microlight from the glowstick on many previous occasions and all them were successful and went off without a problem. This particular evening I was just chilling with a friend and he asked for a light show, I obliged. Things went fine for half the song but I did a spin with the lights and lost control and was coming around on the backswing and the glowlight flew directly out of my hand and hit my buddy straight in the eye. Needless to say he grabbed his eye in pain for about 15 mins while cursing my name as well.

I've only given him 2 light shows since neither of which did he look directly at me.

 

In '99 I fell down a flight of stairs at a rave, complete with vapor mask, lots of candy, and even... glitter *shudders* =D

 

I asked a cop if he had gum and it was snowing and i was outside in flipflops no shirt and a swim suit dripping sweat and my eyes were wandering everywhere.

The cop just looked at me and laughed and said. "You kids have to many fun drugs now days.... Here a pack of orbit. Get out of here before i bust yo ass"

That gum was fucking delish

 

One night we went on a frenzy drawing all over my mates walls. for hours just writing random shit on his walls, then his clothes, then we took to nailing his boxer shorts to the walls.

And he was deffo the leader of this vandalism upon his rented accomadation.

 

Once I told some bitch how I really felt. lol

For as weak and feeble as women can be, they're not very accepting of it in men I've noticed.

 

i would say when we were returning from bassnectar on a party bus and i was gnawing on my firework shades so my friend gave me a peppermint to eat but i was too spun to open it

 

I fell in love on ecstasy.

Nuff said

 

LOL! Relative to body weight and factoring a bit down for age I might be able to surprise you in a strength test.

Also, I challenge you to chess, sober, stoned or coming out of DMT trance. Let's see you play this feeble mind!

 

Ate so much speedy MDMA wound up chewing the shit out of my tongue and the inside of my mouth, with broken teeth no less. By the time I felt/noticed it, it was too late. Definately a tweaker trick and an e-tard moment and it wasn't even social!

 

I'm just saying yall aren't empathetic to men in states of emotionial weakness. Which is very hipocritical and is probably the reason sexism still lives strong.

 

Okay, I won't touch the second statement about it being the reason for sexism, that's pure BS. But, the lack of empathy to men in states of emotional weakness and the hypocrasy, sure I'll give you that. We are told that you guys don't cry! It takes a number of decades of experience to learn that in fact REAL men do cry. The whole fucking culture is in need of a severe overhaul from the bottom up.

And hell, no matter what the level of empthy or bitchiness or whatever, it is always difficult and vulnerable to reveal ones' TRUE feelings. Human beings are dark, psychosexual, general childish beings. Ever see the old Twilight Zone where Dick Van Dyke (I think) balances a while flipping it into a Newspaper vendor's box quarter on it's edge then spends the rest of the most fucked up day ever reading EXACTLY what everyone is REALLY thinking?

 

Agreed.

 

From this past weekend, I was in the middle back of the dance floor in the middle of some deep, enigmatic serious trance and for whatever reason this song came into my head and I just started busting up laughing and proceeded to do the dance. I was in the back so I hope very few saw...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtWj37YX-g"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtWj37YX-g

 

I was rolling REALLY hard off of 4 e pills that i had eaten, not all at the same time but staggered with about 6 hours between the first 2 and the next 2. I was in NYC with a friend and it was the highest i have ever been from rolls. The rolls were in fact really good, blue Gs up. Only had MDMA and some fillers in them.

We were taking some pictures of each other in Times Square and i went up to a police officer there, pupils the size of pennies, and started asking where something was (i dont remember what i was asking for). I had made no sense to the officer as i stood there in front of him rolling my face off, looking very conspicuous. The police officer asked me if i was alright but before i could reply my buddy came up to us and started talking to the cop. Luckily he managed to distract him and i kind of turned away once i had realized who i was talking to. Luckily the police officer didnt decide i was up to anything because i still had 2 rolls, a gram or so of some fire bud, a couple of pre-rolled joints, a bottle of hydrocodone/promethazine cough syrup, and some klonopin in the pockets of my jacket. (The kpins were prescribed to me but i did not have the rx bottle.)

It was a really stupid thing to do, to go up to that police officer when i was barley coherent, rolling off of some GOOD ass E-pills. That was my biggest E-Tard moment. lol.

 

Ha, one time me and my friends were rollin pretty hard and to wal-mart to get some vapor rub. I had cash and everything ready to pay for it...4 ones and $20. Well I thought the $4 would be enough but when we got there it was priced at $5 somethin. For some reason I was completely against the idea of breaking my twenty for it...ROLLIN....and we decided to just use some and put it back.

Coincidentally enough an employee saw us and grabbed my arm and began to walk me to the back to the managers. Before we got back there I convinced her to just let me pay for it.

I had to break that $20...I was pissedXD

 

when swi would do 1gram + in a night lol

 

I bought 4 high priced cans of Cola outside of a club rolling my ass off! Less than a minute later they wouldn't let me go into the club my friends had already went into with them so I popped 3 of em and downed them in less than 2 minutes. i couldn't kill the last one so I just set it on the curb.

My woman at the time asked me where I was and I said "BUUUUUURRP!"

 

The stupid part wasn't that you where rolling, the stupid part was that you had enough controled substances to have many thousands of dollars bail on felony possession (for the scripts) and bad shit for the bud too, depending on where you are.

 

depending on which part of times square he was in? lol ur such a lame roreshaq

 

God dammit

Well I'm not looking up penalties there. NY and NYC are both full of assholes, so I'll assume he'd be superfucked.