You know you're sober when

the stoners lounge is actually boring

 

I find it boring and I'm not. It's pretty dead at night on the weekdays....

 

you know your sober when your in class and you realize.... Hey, this shit makes sense.

 

or, shit this is taking forever

 

You're not scared to go downstairs to get food where your parents might be.

 

you actually have the ambition to make real food instead of just eating chips and ramen noodles.

 

You realize that if you were stoned right now that would be the funniest thing you have ever heard.

 

You haven't smoked any weed.

 

you have to go to work in 5 minutes..

 

thats so fucking true

also, when you realize how sketch everything you just did while smoking was

 

everything on the internet is boring.. this is just a little less boring..

 

lol very true for me

 

I used to not like being around my parents when I'm high.... Well actually being around my dad when I'm high is actually really fun.

I just don't like being around my mom when I'm high. I don't know why, she doesn't have anything against pot.

She always says "people should be able to have 3 plants of their own without getting thrown in jail".

I wish that were true lol.

 

my mom is chronic, she could out smoke anyone in this forum....guaranteed

 

you know your sober when you keep exhaling but no smoke comes out.

 

i dont know when im sober any more, maybe when im sleeping

 

you know your sober when you go to the "bump if your stoned thread" and stare at all your past posts wishing you were high at that moment.

 

that is not true

 

It is for those less fortunate... And the indian community... Not natives, I mean "those" indians.

 

which indians? the ones with the feathers? or the ones with the dots on their heads?