You know you're a stoner when...

Netflix automatically makes a "Stoner Movies" category for you...


How do you know when you're a stoner?

 

when you got a pocket full of alley apples and a Quran...

 

Ummm...... What was the question again?

 

when you say hey man lets smoke that j when you just put it out

 

you have to type in those weird charachters in your username everytime you log into hip forums?

 

^ such a stoner that he can't even stay on topic

But no i'm just automatically always signed in lol

And when i go on another compute/my phone i just have to find one of my posts so i can copy/paste my name lol, i didn't fully think this through when choosing this user name...

 

when you lose track of days... ugh

 

when you get distracted by all the different background images on here...

 

when you forget that your mouth is still on the pipe and you exhale through the pipe and get weed everywhere.

happens to me whenever im really stoned. i try to remember not to but then i forget. Lulz

 

...when anything Terence McKenna says makes perfect sense.

 

When your friend convinces you that the scene in How High where the guy smokes some guys finger and sees the ghost of the guy he smoked is real......

I smoke to joints in the morning
I Smoked 2 joints at night < :2thumbsup:

 

you smoke every day

 

When you've seen The Big Lebowski so many times that you can quote each and every line.

 

...When you start a discuss with a stone.

 

when you wait in line and you think everyone is staring at you...

 

Haha this happens to me all the time

 

When you get up off of the couch to go get something and then you forget what you were getting.

 

Yeah, but non-stoners do this too...



EDIT: Post #2012

 

when pizza becomes a religion

 

When you can't wipe the smile off your face.