You know you're a pothead when...

I searched but I didn't find if this thread existed already. If it's a repeat, SORRY.

SO, You know you're a pothead when..

*Common everyday adjectives include "Heady and dank". For example "This pizza is dankity dannnnk" or "Class is canceled? That's fucking heady!"

*I think this only applies to people in Massachusetts: You have a laugh everytime in high school when someone asks to go "get a sip from the water bubbler"

*4:20 (April 20th) is just as much of a high holy day as Christmas or Easter

*You search all over your house for your lighter... just to realize it's in your hand....

Whattt else?

 

What town in boston do u live in?

 

when u go on little missions at midnight around ur house looking for munchies

 

when you partake in the habitual use of cannabis.
and when you say shit like, "dude, i gotta booboo. wanna watch?"

 

I actually live in Vermont now, I use to live like 15 minutes north of Boston though.

*When things like Eggo waffles covered in maple syrup with chocolate ice cream and peanut butter and granola sounds appetizing...

 

hehe when ur willing to eat microwaved firecrackers

when u see smoking device potential in everything

oh and there is a thread on this, only difference it called you know your a stoner when, not a pothead

 

* When your mom is donating your old car to be turned into a D.A.R.E car... so she asks you to make sure you get "every last seed and stem" out of the ashtray. True story.

 

when you spend the last of your life savings on a sack

 

*You search all over your house for your lighter... just to realize it's in your hand....
Thats happened to me twice in the past week. Second time it was behind my ear.

-The lab technician testing your urine sample gets high off the fumes
-If someone finds a roach in your room, it's not a bad thing...
-Your too phoned to stone home
-Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."

 

You think it'd be cool to get stoned to death with some friendly Afghani goatherders.

 

you start telling a story then abruptly end it with "Wait, what was I talkin' about?"

 

you always have a bottle of visine on u and atleast a j but no lighter

 

aw ya! theres a classic thread around somewhere like this. but always good to have a new one. great stoner activity to think up these, its fun.

you know your a stoner when... you are smoking a bowl in a covert place and suddenly time, sounds, and sights seem to slow to a pause and you just think "what... the... fuck............."

 

*when you drive around in a van that slightly resembles a shark, with too many people in it, that starts when it wants to, without insurance or registered lisence or even seats just to go get weed to get high

 

^^^wish i had the time to tell all the stories about both of those

uhhh......when ur on a forum soley dedicated to marijuana and the smoking of marijuana i love that word lol marijuana

 

when..................................................................................you forget everything you where about to say.

 

Im not sure if I apply to a lot but I sure as hell know I've ripped apart my house looking for a lighter only to realize its in my pocket.

 

That's pretty pathetic, man. I feel bad for you if that's the truth!

 

man, ive just realized that ive been smoking marijuana for like 6 or 7 years..without ever quitting, thats a long friggin' time. and yah man, it must be pretty shitty sex if thats the case.