You know your stoned when......

Complete the sentence-

E I - You know your stoned when..... You look like your asian neighboor

 

you know you're stoned when you forget who you are with and then relize you're alone.

 

You know you're stoned when you decide that you wont smoke for 2 days then end up rolling a joint then smoking that evening.

 

.....when you and your friend's steal a payphone, and the pole it's attached to, at 3am an get the quarters out of it so you can buy another sack for tomorrow (true story)

 

you know you're stoned when you have a competition to see who can put the biggest dent in a refridgerator.

 

....when you start feeling that millions of thoughts are just rushing through your mind. You just surrender your self to it and then you just completly zone out.

 

You kno your stoned when you take hits of something when your talking to your mom on the phone.

 

you know your stoned when you decide your friend looks tastey, so you start eating his arm. (its happened)

 

you know your stoned when you sign up for hip forums

 

you know your stoned when you don't relieze your falling backwards

you know your stoned when you forgot you smoked and smoke more.

 

ahahah

surely so indeed


you know youre stoned when you find yourself holding a bottle of shitsmelling black water poised to take a large gulp

 

you can't follow the plot of most major network shows (ie. lost, 24, greys anatomy, etc.)

 

I forget

 

...and other stoner forums, but then forget which user name you used! Happened to me more than once...

 

You know your stoned when you try swatting invisible flies

 

you know you're stoned when... uh... I forget...

 

you know your stoned when you sell your car for gas money

 

You know you're stoned when you sell your car for weed money.

I once smoked a half oz one day and then traded my laptop for just one more blunt......true story.

 

You hold your title with honor, i commend you.

You know your stoned when you have to rehearse what to say at the drive thru window at wendy's

 

you know your stoned when you eat the flakes of weed that fall on your pants from a J