you know you are a stoner when you bang your keyboard against your desk a couple of times when desperate for some herbs. hehe I did that one time when one of my friends was over because we had no weed and really wanted to get high and we ended up getting a pretty fat bowl of some shake.
-pull in gas station to get gas -realize tank is on wrong side -try again -tank is still on wrong side
lol Leave it to Hilder:sifone: You know you're a stoner when you have a strong appreciation for, and actually enjoy, the faint scent of a skunk in the vicinity.
lol, My friend back in high school smoked so much that his sweat reeked like fresh weed, and the drug dogs ALWAYS alerted on him. He never carried it on him at school, but you could guarantee every time those dogs were brought out, he'd end up searched, with no results. Then he'd tell them, "I was at a party last night, someone must've been smoking something." Every single time. Haha. I'm pretty sure they weren't stupid, but it wasn't against school policy to reek of weed, just to have it.
He gave me that jacket he always wore after he graduated. I don't think he ever washed it. EVER. It turned the water black every time I tried washing it. I gave up after about 4 tries, and eventually gave it back to him. Haha.
i was gonna say: YOU'RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUU AAAAAARRRREEEEE!!!!!! lol but i thought it would be a lil overboard. im sorry, my ocd needs to be sated. you knew it was coming. i agree. one time on the freeway a manure truck drove by, and i was with my then boss and took a big whiff and sighed. lol he looked at me funny. another time, a different boss brought grass squares to put down in the front yard and he said 'i brought the grass' and i said 'regular grass or the fun kind?' lol man, out in these little back country road convinience stores dont have shit. its funny when you go yell at em for not having white cheddar popcorn and buy them out of everything they do have. hahahahahaahahhahahahaha too true. or when you go to the corner store to buy 4 pack of zig-zags and no tobacco.
matter o fact, one time i went to buy a pack of rollin papers, and the guy behind the counter asked me if i needed any tobacco and i said 'no, i dont smoke tobacco' and as i turned around after paying, there was a sheriff standing behind me in line to pay. haha
I think gas stations all over America circulate "seasonal" products so when you walk in you go "Awwww sheeyuht! 3D jalapeno Dortios!?" and then proceed to buy out the store.