You know what would suck?

if there really were no means of FTL travel.

aliens out there, but we'll never actually see them.

that'd be mad gay.

 

We'll probably die without ever hearing much of aliens in our lifetime, so it isn't too relevant.

 

yeah, that would be mad ghey.

maybe they will find us with their special alien ships. crazy tralfamadorians.

 

Vonnegut is pretty cool.

 

they can totally find us in their alien ships. they have already. they'll be back.

 

he's a beast

 

That nigga so long winded. Burroughs FTW.

 

wtf man, wtf?

 

Of course you would like Vonnegut

 

because he writes well, yeah, of course, I just don't understand how you don't.

 

i love him.. cherea u crazy ho

 

He's too cute. I like terse.

Edit: He appeals to the smarter-than-thou-and-I-know-it crowd.

 

What does FTL mean? I just keep thinking For The Lose.

 

for teh lulz

 

Faster Than Light

 

Couldnt they just get thro wormholes , or via other dimensions /space time distortion and shit.?


Plus , if aliens are that intelligent , why do they abduct such fuckwits?

 

Anyone who doesn't like Vonnegut should be shot dead.

The world would be a much much much better place then.

 

this argument is presented as a "what if none of this shit pans out"

we don't know fuck all about wormholes, except they're quantum foam size

hard to fit anything through that.

 

he's playful

if you like terse hire a dominatrix.

 

But when you die, your soul can travel across the universe to be reborn on distant planets.