a... POO FIGHT!!! Oh yeah! I do declare, Poo Fight 2005! And on that note, *hurls a pooball into the air* Who will it hit?
NOOOOOOOOOOoo not the Game!! *jaz falls out of his tree as he is hit by Sals poo and loses the game at the same time"
wat wat this sounds fun.??? an well funny. tell me is it a fight using poo or does the poo acctualy fight itself, like cock fighting.
argghhhhhh....fleassy you biatch....that landed right in my mouth!!! this is war!!! hurls poo at fleassy. what fleassy doesnt realise is i put super glue in it and it will be stuck in her dreads forever!!!
*lozi flies over in a stolen Poo-Helicopter and drops a shower of grossly yellow liquid poo on everybody* mwahahahaha *flies around the air a bit more cackling insanely only to crash in a tree soon after as poo got stuck on the window and she cannot see out*
*Arms his Pooket Launcher - but it explodes splattering poo all over his face* Damn! Who blocked up the end with crusty poo?
*climbs up tall building, aquire a souserers staf and do what i have to do, witch is to sommon the poo of the world and make it flow, in the style of mikey mose and mr hankey* [little does everyone know that i have bin trainning with yoda inn the brown arts for quite some time] ...not the car
damn it the game nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! <- that was me loosing if it wasn't clear..... *picks up some discarded poo with a shovel and lobbs it at sal, who is still trying to stand up after the massive poo blast, and the new poo knocks him right back down again* mwahahahaahahahahahhahahahahhaha!!! ah the joys of poofights! namaste x x x
*Spends millions on destroying a latin american country with weapons of mass poostruction* *Spends millions on installing a poo-friendly puppet government supporting the ideology of the fecal homeland, which gives us all its hammers* *Spends millions supporting the rebel movement by sending poo rations and poosookas when the puppet government goes stinky and doesn't give us any more trout* *Spends millions trying to cover up he was ever involved in this stinky situation* Its a good thing I have a student loan.
*fills a rather large space shuttle with sloppy jaloppy turd... and programs it to hit cambridge* :H *Peeoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwn* *splat*