YOu know what i hate

When you get in the mood for REALLY good sex, and there isn't anyone worth the time. SO tell me people when you get in this mood what do you do?

 

Buy batteries.

 

HAHAHAHA!!!!

that was rich!

 

hahahahahahaha yeah, what she said.

 

Meh.........good answer if you are a girl it's small damn it BUT I PROMISE it's a penis.

 

Pocket pussy?
Palmy and her five friends?

 

HAHAHA My HAND falls asleep HOW LAME IS THAT *L*

 

BJ from Mak?

 

He's horrible and scrapes his teeth.

 

So that's why there is a customer shortage? Excuse me while I pimp slap a bitch.

 

You need to i even tried to bill him as ed nortons scrawny uglier retarded cousin AND THAT DIDN"T HELP

 

i draw a face on my hand...add a little lipstick(for realistic effects), throw on some googly eyes and im good to go...

 

totally inspired.

 

I just jerk it. Multiple times a day. I got all I need at all times.

 

?

 

Stare at some nice asses/ grab , and wait til there is someone hotter

 

I have a girlfriend and there are people around worth my time

If that was not the case I would either masturbate or move

 

Beat it......Just beat it! Don't let me repeat it.....Just beat it!