You hug me for too long.

And you have to be able to handle not hugging me forever.


I've been rejected by a 6 year old.

 

don't take it personally

 

hahaha. my kids still claw each other's eye fighting over who gets in my lap.

 

awww, i hope my kid will be that way, oh wait that means i have to have 2 kids, yeah not any time soon...

 

I feel ya.

they reject me all the time

duct tape solves this problem.


oh. nm

 

you're forgetting the dirty socks, it only works with duct tape and dirty socks

 

what are you talking about?

I dont' have a fefe

I just duct tape the kids to the wall and then I don't even have to bend down to reach the short little fuckers

 

You're not alone.

little kids can be bitches

 

fefe

'fee-fee'; Noun; 1. A contraption, commonly used by prisoners, usually made out of common household materials such as socks, cloth and paper towles that is used for manual sexual stimulation.;
2. Noun; A frequently used name for a pet.
How doo you likeaa yeorr feeefeee?


I am using the same fefe I was using in highschool. never been washed.

(either definition works on that sentence )

 

i was talking about putting a dirty sock in the kids mouth duct taping closed, that way they can't scream when you're taping them to the wall

 

This is the same kid who was clingy as all hell as a baby. I could not leave the room, if I hugged the mister, Nate would scream and pull us apart....


He's so over me...

 

Little kids are so awesome. I can't wait till I have kids.

 

Aww!
My kid got mad at me last night(because I told her I wouldn't cuddle her until she brushed her teeth)- and told me "you are boring, SO boring! It's easy as two boring pies!"
- She was tantruming and being bad, but I was laughing to hard at her.

 

95% of the kids whose parents laughed at them while tantruming end up being drug addicts.

 

the shit you say, 95 percent of kids end up being drug addicts?

ah, well-fingers crossed- its not heroin.

 

I hug my mom too long. She gets annoyed

 

HAHA.

 

is there any particular reason a clean sock wouldn't work?

 

i liked talking about my fefe better

 

BHF, the only way to put her on the right path is getting her taking bong rips right away. You get her stoned all the time and she'll be too lazy to get addicted to heroin. Problem solved!

One of my favorite customers is 8. He came by the other day just to sit on the counter and talk to us while we were slow. He's the one who drew me a picture. I don't think I've ever heard him say anything mean in the years I've known him. Haha.