You hug me for too long.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by daisymae, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    And you have to be able to handle not hugging me forever.

    I've been rejected by a 6 year old. :rolleyes:
  2. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    don't take it personally
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    hahaha. my kids still claw each other's eye fighting over who gets in my lap.
  4. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    awww, i hope my kid will be that way, oh wait that means i have to have 2 kids, yeah not any time soon...
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I feel ya.

    they reject me all the time

    duct tape solves this problem.

    oh. nm
  6. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    you're forgetting the dirty socks, it only works with duct tape and dirty socks
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    what are you talking about?

    I dont' have a fefe

    I just duct tape the kids to the wall and then I don't even have to bend down to reach the short little fuckers
  8. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

    You're not alone.

    little kids can be bitches :mad:
  9. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member


    'fee-fee'; Noun; 1. A contraption, commonly used by prisoners, usually made out of common household materials such as socks, cloth and paper towles that is used for manual sexual stimulation.;
    2. Noun; A frequently used name for a pet.
    How doo you likeaa yeorr feeefeee?

    I am using the same fefe I was using in highschool. never been washed.

    (either definition works on that sentence :cool:)
  10. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    i was talking about putting a dirty sock in the kids mouth duct taping closed, that way they can't scream when you're taping them to the wall
  11. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    This is the same kid who was clingy as all hell as a baby. I could not leave the room, if I hugged the mister, Nate would scream and pull us apart....

    He's so over me...:D
  12. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

    Little kids are so awesome. I can't wait till I have kids.
  13. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

    My kid got mad at me last night(because I told her I wouldn't cuddle her until she brushed her teeth)- and told me "you are boring, SO boring! It's easy as two boring pies!"
    - She was tantruming and being bad, but I was laughing to hard at her.
  14. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

    95% of the kids whose parents laughed at them while tantruming end up being drug addicts.
  15. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

    the shit you say, 95 percent of kids end up being drug addicts?

    ah, well-fingers crossed- its not heroin.
  16. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    I hug my mom too long. She gets annoyed :(
  17. ToFunToDie

    ToFunToDie Senior Member

  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    is there any particular reason a clean sock wouldn't work?
  19. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    i liked talking about my fefe better
  20. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    BHF, the only way to put her on the right path is getting her taking bong rips right away. You get her stoned all the time and she'll be too lazy to get addicted to heroin. ;) Problem solved!

    One of my favorite customers is 8. He came by the other day just to sit on the counter and talk to us while we were slow. He's the one who drew me a picture. I don't think I've ever heard him say anything mean in the years I've known him. Haha.

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