http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/08/22/1562790/-1-500-drunk-refugee-American-floaters-illegally-cross-Canadian-border-are-welcomed-and-rescued?detail=email&link_id=7&can_id=a268647697ff848b8afc96e6ba0d9e6c&source=email-colin-powell-suddenly-forgets-a-conversation-he-remembered-quite-well-back-in-june-2&email_referrer=colin-powell-suddenly-forgets-a-conversation-he-remembered-quite-well-back-in-june-2&email_subject=colin-powell-suddenly-forgets-a-conversation-he-remembered-quite-well-back-in-june C/S, Rev J
Old joke: 2 Indians were sitting on a cliff looking out over the Ocean. 3 masted ships came into the harbor. One of them looks at the other and says, "That's our problem! We don't have any immigration laws!" C/S, Rev J
When the cops sent them back how did they know they were American? They could have been sending Canadians into America.
Canadians probably know better than to float around in inner tubes during high winds while drunk... Wait!
We are sorry our river bank got in the way of those poor American tubers ( not couch potatoes) . We will try to do better next time. (in case you didn't recognize it that was typical Canadian self deprecating humour) ( I was making fun of our apologetic reputation not being sarcastic about american arrogance it's not all about you guys. just sayin.(oh and i do spell humour with a u thank Christ i didn't have to use a zed.(Oh fuck, i just noticed i did that could start a whole new discussion it's alright we'll just back down and say you are right any way (more humour don't get insulted or i'll have to apologize again) (being different is what makes us better friends and neighbours ("you laugh at us because were different, We laugh at you because you are all the same' (i think that's a quote from that genius Alfred E. Neuman) We all now how funny those Germans are. ask the Greeks.or even the Israelis. To quote Tom Lehrer "We taught them a lesson in 1918, and they've hardly bothered us since then" Cheers EH!
Speaking of Germans How's things goin' with Donald Trumpf? Has he opened any more casino's or whore houses? we haven' seen much of his family up here since his drat dodging German grandfather left the Yukon in the 1890's with $500,000 in ill-gotten money. check out the family tree on Wikipedia you might find a REVELATION or two. Ho Ho Ho
im sure they were met at the border by the american border agents to check for proper papers american border agents are such assholes
actually yes i do have a secret connection to Santa. I have white hair and a white beard and i spent most of my working life up north flying around with reindeer. (I'm a helicopter mechanic and cariboo are just Canadian reindeer so ho ho ho to you). it's actually even weirder and funnier than that but that will have wait t least until Christmas. i do tell the people who see me and ask why i am not fat like Santa that this is my new body because Mrs. Claus wanted a healthier sexier Santa and i had to do what she wants cuz she's the "principle Claus in the relationship I'm just a subordinate Claus right now; but don't worry it's just a phrase we're going through. Putt that in your pipe and smoke it. I just can't believe i can make jokes this bad and look so good. He He He (oops that's my inner elf talking)
BTW are you an older hippie whose been in the group therefore a a senior member or a new guy with a senior member." (damn that elf he always says things like that. i think he's really a dwarf in drag but i'd have to check with Glorfindel)
maybe i'll ask Gandalf but he's always got a big staff with him and i can get from them is the same old shtick.
sorry about these bad puns but as a Canadian hippie i would rather play with words than with guns, because at least with words the worst thing i can shoot off is my mouth.
